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2016
This review contains spoilers
IT TOOK 4 YEARS BUT ME AND MY MATE FINALLY BESTED THAT DAMN MACARONI MONSTER LAST YEAR. Good grace.
2016
All theese years, this game still makes me laugh. The time I got closest to beating it it was just the dog left, on foot, searching for a car to drive and fuel to burn in a tunnel.
Witness the fruit it bears.
2022
๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฃ๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐จ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต... ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ค๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ด, ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต๐ด ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ.
๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ฐ, ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ! ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ... ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ, ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
๐๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต. ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฌ๐บ. ๐๐ต ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด!
๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ฐ, ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ! ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ... ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ, ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
๐๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต. ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฌ๐บ. ๐๐ต ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด!
Play the original, you coward!
1995
A little perfect, delicate pearl, inside a shell, in the bottom of the ocean.
Chrono Trigger's actual scope and pรกthos contradicts the size of its legacy; gigantic Chrono Trigger, bring all your flowers onto me, I want to see what fruits they will birth, and what they will bear.
...not much chrono cross thou...
Chrono Trigger's actual scope and pรกthos contradicts the size of its legacy; gigantic Chrono Trigger, bring all your flowers onto me, I want to see what fruits they will birth, and what they will bear.
...not much chrono cross thou...
This review contains spoilers
This game fills me with melancholy. It has the vision, and what a vision it is. The semi-realistic fantasy world. A roadtrip. A promised love that fate does not allow to flourish. And the weight of the responsabiity a leader has to accept. Yes, the prince's life was promised for martyrdom, and their happiness will come in a beautiful dream, but still, the pain is insurmountable.
This game makes me long for memories that never were, for a past that never existed, and makes me hope for something that has already passed.
Long death, o Final Fantasy XV.
This game makes me long for memories that never were, for a past that never existed, and makes me hope for something that has already passed.
Long death, o Final Fantasy XV.
2009
๐๐๐ฌ๐ต ๐๐๐, circa 2010, 2011.
Four CDs' game. 3 disks in, dozens of hours of the most linear fever dream you ever had in overhyped current-generation graphics from 2010, and in the end, they give you the world, but you don't care. You have been playing this game for one-year-and-a-half on your pirated console, and you just want to see this through until the bitter end..
Im gonna play this game again someday, and I will do the unfortunate side content slapdashed on that final stretch in Pulse. I still have the photos from a Nokia 2680 that I took from the TV, showing this game's landscape. I will go there.
Four CDs' game. 3 disks in, dozens of hours of the most linear fever dream you ever had in overhyped current-generation graphics from 2010, and in the end, they give you the world, but you don't care. You have been playing this game for one-year-and-a-half on your pirated console, and you just want to see this through until the bitter end..
Im gonna play this game again someday, and I will do the unfortunate side content slapdashed on that final stretch in Pulse. I still have the photos from a Nokia 2680 that I took from the TV, showing this game's landscape. I will go there.
2006
๐ถ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ต๐ญ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ธ๐ญ. '07,08
2007
๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผโ๏ผฎ๏ผค๏ผณ๏ผใ๏ผใผ็งๅ๏ผ
Played on PC.
Tetsuya Nomura is insaaaaane he dresses up like Noctus. He's just like that.
Beautiful, soulful, campy game. 10/10.
The gameplay on this violent ramp of a JRPG perfects a lineage that comes from Kingdom Hearts, KH2, and passes through FFXV, arriving on this point in time.
I just hope that they take this combat system and push it into its final, insane consequences on the next ones.
Tetsuya Nomura is insaaaaane he dresses up like Noctus. He's just like that.
Beautiful, soulful, campy game. 10/10.
The gameplay on this violent ramp of a JRPG perfects a lineage that comes from Kingdom Hearts, KH2, and passes through FFXV, arriving on this point in time.
I just hope that they take this combat system and push it into its final, insane consequences on the next ones.
2019
Played this bad boy on ๏ฝฑแ.
Hoped that this game's pacing and structure became more fruitful as a design trend, but it seems it didnt.
Still, its one hell of an experience. Very, very worth the hours. Years later I do not remember the ending, but I sure as hell remember the journey. Great game.
Hoped that this game's pacing and structure became more fruitful as a design trend, but it seems it didnt.
Still, its one hell of an experience. Very, very worth the hours. Years later I do not remember the ending, but I sure as hell remember the journey. Great game.
2021
yes.
2006
This review contains spoilers
That time when you raise from your frickin ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ช๐ and goes โโโโโโขโฃโโ in da church.
Hmmm.
๐๐๐๐๐.
Hmmm.
๐๐๐๐๐.
2012
motherf***ing Xbox 360.