filmbrando
2022
One of the opening fights feels like a direct homage to the famous hallway battle in Oldboy, which means I can finally experience what it’s like to be Dae-Su Oh without sleeping with a family member
Diss-On-Her made me realize that I need more quality Bioshock-lite games in my life
I switched to the first-person aiming mode and my girlfriend let out a shriek of pure, unbridled terror at the janky jpeg of Buzz Lightyear's winking "reflection"
She Jak on my Daxter til that Precursor is my Legacy
But for real, whoever designed the double jump in this game needs to be hung in a dank medieval dungeon by their thumbs
But for real, whoever designed the double jump in this game needs to be hung in a dank medieval dungeon by their thumbs
On one hand I hate rhythm minigames, on the other hand I love Kingdom Hearts
At least they’ve learned from that unplayable Huey, Dewey, and Louie ice cream minigame from BBS that locked me out of Ventus’ campaign for two years of my adult life
At least they’ve learned from that unplayable Huey, Dewey, and Louie ice cream minigame from BBS that locked me out of Ventus’ campaign for two years of my adult life
The Nemoidians in here talk like your average fantasy NPC instead of being racist caricatures so that’s a -1 for lore accuracy and a +1 for common sense
2021
There was a moment early on where I got jump scared by a tutorial video because you basically get ambushed by them for the first fifteen minutes without any context for the world or story beforehand
Also, it's a great sign when you're less than two hours in and feel like you've seen everything the game has to offer
Also, it's a great sign when you're less than two hours in and feel like you've seen everything the game has to offer
2019
That split-in-half enemy that throws a cross at you and I have an unspoken beef, it's on sight anytime we get in the same room together
No respect whatsoever
No respect whatsoever
2017
The fact that an IGN writer played this and had nothing to say about it so they plagiarized another review is mind-boggling to me
Dead Cells is so fun, creative, silly, and does so much to keep your attention that I couldn’t imagine having to use someone else’s words to describe it
Also I love how The Beheaded walks into the doors for new areas like Jar-Jar Binks, just letting his arms sway with every step
Dead Cells is so fun, creative, silly, and does so much to keep your attention that I couldn’t imagine having to use someone else’s words to describe it
Also I love how The Beheaded walks into the doors for new areas like Jar-Jar Binks, just letting his arms sway with every step
At first I was like “brother my brother, tell me what are we fighting for” but then the boss fight in the ice world happened and I’ve now decided that Donkey Kong must be subjected to torture methods that violate both animal and human rights
2023
If I ever feel bad about my inability to give helpful advice or instructions, I can rest easy knowing that I didn’t program the Yoshi Race or its tutorial from this game
The way I was begging on my hands and knees and frothing at the mouth for one of the pieces of collectible memorabilia to be Mickey’s keyblade
I need Kingdom Hearts content like Tetsuya Nomura needs zippers
I need Kingdom Hearts content like Tetsuya Nomura needs zippers
Not my type of game but I vibed with the atmosphere, got spooked a couple times, and thought some of the theming was done well even though a lot of it felt like that scene in Wreck-It Ralph 2 when he gets mean comments
Best of all it’s FREEEEEEEEEEEE
Best of all it’s FREEEEEEEEEEEE
2020
This game is like the end result I was hoping for when I unsuccessfully tried to run Runescape on my Wii so it could be blown up on my family’s TV back in middle school
This is the best thing to come out of the Prince of Persia series since those badass tie-in Lego sets for the 2010 movie
Shoutout to MLK for giving me the day off when this dropped, he fulfilled my dream
Shoutout to MLK for giving me the day off when this dropped, he fulfilled my dream