2009
Looks brutal, feels irritating.
2012
you can rip dudes in half lmao
2012
Wait, I have to just keep playing these same levels?
2013
The unintentionally-funniest game I've seen.
Elliot, I'm so sorry.
Elliot, I'm so sorry.
2010
256 players, dude. The heck is taking everyone else so long?
2008
I hear the multiplayer was pretty cool.
2011
The best PS3-exclusive FPS. Doubles down on groady, vicious weapons to rise above the zombie-horde of seventh-gen AAA shooters.
1996
Sure, he says some stuff some people don't think is funny anymore, but at the same time, you get to mulch hordes of literal cop-pigs.
Kinda wish I knew how to bind the dashes to something other than a double-tap.
The best Bubsy game.
I miss Arcane Kids.
I miss Arcane Kids.
2009
The slickest block-breaker out there. Future guest in "PS3 HIDDEN GEMS" videos.
2019
The best version of This Kind of Shooter.
2007
Mildly interesting superhero shooter for explosion enthusiasts. Feels like a fluke in retrospect.
2008
The last arcade racing game.
2021
Finally, a video game written and acted by people who've seen a fucking play.