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Can't take these games seriously the moment I see an anime dude with Mickey Mouse or goofy my mind races to those porn comics about Fred Flintstone fucking Marge Simpson or shit like that

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If you hate Nintendo and love this game you are bbeing played my ... they ar e the same team. they are working together in your walls. it's like clone wars

What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!

The First hours: AHAHAHAH SWEET. I´M A WEIRD CATY-KITTY-BUNNY THING WITH LONG EARS AND A PAC-MAN ON HIS CAP AHAHAH YEEEHAA
The Last Hours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfStVCU01A

One of the finest examples of platforms used to worldbuilding and storytelling

There's a great sense of cheapness about the whole thing that seems to come from a lack of internal cohesion: there's something heterogeneous about the animations, the different art assets, the awkwardly translated item descriptions and the Crunchyroll dub voice-acting. Everything feels cobbled together, and this feeling's heightened by the way it appropriates so many aspects of Bloodborne without much consideration for the overall effect that game achieves with them.

There's something sympathetic about any piece of media whose goal is to be just as good as another, driven by a kind of scrappy acquisitiveness that insists it needs neither talent nor originality to succeed. However they de-Italianized Pinocchio which is unforgivable.

You can literally mod in child exploitation, orgies, executions, guns, dating, real-estate, better graphics, a better story, and a whole new region and still get bored of this game within 30 minutes.

It's impressive.