kirashow
2002
So, this game, it was given away for free on Steam, and I thought, "Hey, why not give it a shot?" Well, let me tell you, I was not impressed.
I mean, seriously, I tried to get into it, but man, it was booooooooring. Like, snooze-fest central. I even played it while on a call with a buddy, and neither of us could muster up any enthusiasm for it.
The gameplay felt clunky, the story didn't grab me, and don't even get me started on the graphics – talk about outdated. It was like trying to drive a beat-up old car when you're used to cruising in a shiny new sports car. Just not the same, you know?
I know some folks out there swear by this game, but honestly, I just don't see the appeal. Maybe it's a case of it not aging well, or maybe it's just not my cup of tea. Either way, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over not finishing it.
I mean, seriously, I tried to get into it, but man, it was booooooooring. Like, snooze-fest central. I even played it while on a call with a buddy, and neither of us could muster up any enthusiasm for it.
The gameplay felt clunky, the story didn't grab me, and don't even get me started on the graphics – talk about outdated. It was like trying to drive a beat-up old car when you're used to cruising in a shiny new sports car. Just not the same, you know?
I know some folks out there swear by this game, but honestly, I just don't see the appeal. Maybe it's a case of it not aging well, or maybe it's just not my cup of tea. Either way, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over not finishing it.
2021
this game, uh, it's a thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's visually stunning, the whole open-world thing, the characters – it's all there. But here's the thing, it just didn't do it for me.
I don't know, maybe I'm just weird, but this game? It put me to sleep. Literally. I dozed off more times than I care to admit while playing this thing. It's like, yeah, it's fine, it's a game, it exists. But did it grab me? Nah, not really.
I mean, I get why people dig it. It's got all the Far Cry stuff – the shooting, the exploring, the blowing stuff up. It's like a checklist of Far Cry goodness. But for me, it was just... meh. Like, I couldn't even be bothered to finish it. I had to watch a YouTube video to find out how it ended, and even then, I couldn't tell you what happened.
So yeah, "Far Cry 6." It's a game. Some people love it, and hey, more power to 'em. But for me? It's just another entry in a series that couldn't keep me awake long enough to care.
I don't know, maybe I'm just weird, but this game? It put me to sleep. Literally. I dozed off more times than I care to admit while playing this thing. It's like, yeah, it's fine, it's a game, it exists. But did it grab me? Nah, not really.
I mean, I get why people dig it. It's got all the Far Cry stuff – the shooting, the exploring, the blowing stuff up. It's like a checklist of Far Cry goodness. But for me, it was just... meh. Like, I couldn't even be bothered to finish it. I had to watch a YouTube video to find out how it ended, and even then, I couldn't tell you what happened.
So yeah, "Far Cry 6." It's a game. Some people love it, and hey, more power to 'em. But for me? It's just another entry in a series that couldn't keep me awake long enough to care.
Now, buckle up, 'cause this is gonna be one heck of a review. Or not. Because, uh, honestly, I don't remember much about this game. Like, at all.
I mean, I know I played it. I think. There's a save file on my Wii that says I finished it. But ask me to recall a single memorable moment from the game? Yeah, good luck with that.
I vaguely remember something about flying on a giant bird? Or was it riding a sky whale? Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. And don't even get me started on the characters – were there even any? I think there was a princess involved, maybe?
But hey, it's not all bad. I mean, I must've enjoyed it enough to finish it, right? Or maybe I just have a stubborn streak when it comes to completing games, who knows?
So yeah, "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword" is... uh, a game. It exists. And I played it. Beyond that? Your guess is as good as mine. But hey, if you're into flying on giant birds and fighting... something, then maybe it's worth a shot. Or not. Who knows, really?
I mean, I know I played it. I think. There's a save file on my Wii that says I finished it. But ask me to recall a single memorable moment from the game? Yeah, good luck with that.
I vaguely remember something about flying on a giant bird? Or was it riding a sky whale? Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. And don't even get me started on the characters – were there even any? I think there was a princess involved, maybe?
But hey, it's not all bad. I mean, I must've enjoyed it enough to finish it, right? Or maybe I just have a stubborn streak when it comes to completing games, who knows?
So yeah, "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword" is... uh, a game. It exists. And I played it. Beyond that? Your guess is as good as mine. But hey, if you're into flying on giant birds and fighting... something, then maybe it's worth a shot. Or not. Who knows, really?
Now, this game had the potential to set the stage for an epic experience with "Phantom Pain." But here's the kicker – it falls short, real short.
Sure, the gameplay is tight, the graphics are top-notch, and sneaking around like a ninja in the dead of night is as thrilling as ever. But let's address the elephant in the room – this game is shorter than my attention span during a boring lecture.
I mean, seriously, you can blast through the main mission in less time than it takes to brew a pot of coffee. And don't even get me started on the price tag. Paying full price for what essentially amounts to a glorified demo? No thanks, Konami.
Now, don't get me wrong, there's some cool stuff here. The open-world design gives you plenty of freedom to approach objectives however you see fit, and the stealth mechanics are as polished as Snake's boots. But at the end of the day, it just leaves you craving more – and not in a good way.
So yeah, "Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes" might whet your appetite for the main course that is "Phantom Pain," but it's hard to shake the feeling that you've been shortchanged. Here's hoping the next installment makes up for this misstep.
Sure, the gameplay is tight, the graphics are top-notch, and sneaking around like a ninja in the dead of night is as thrilling as ever. But let's address the elephant in the room – this game is shorter than my attention span during a boring lecture.
I mean, seriously, you can blast through the main mission in less time than it takes to brew a pot of coffee. And don't even get me started on the price tag. Paying full price for what essentially amounts to a glorified demo? No thanks, Konami.
Now, don't get me wrong, there's some cool stuff here. The open-world design gives you plenty of freedom to approach objectives however you see fit, and the stealth mechanics are as polished as Snake's boots. But at the end of the day, it just leaves you craving more – and not in a good way.
So yeah, "Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes" might whet your appetite for the main course that is "Phantom Pain," but it's hard to shake the feeling that you've been shortchanged. Here's hoping the next installment makes up for this misstep.
2012
Alright, strap on your skates, 'cause we're diving into the funky world of "Jet Set Radio." Now, back in the day, this game was like a breath of fresh air – the funky beats, the colorful graffiti, it was all so damn cool.
But let's be real here, folks. Playing "Jet Set Radio" in 2021 is like dusting off an old mixtape from the '90s – sure, it's got some nostalgia value, but it's also kinda dated.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the gameplay was revolutionary back in the day. Skatin' around Tokyo-to, spray-paintin' walls, and stickin' it to the man? It was like livin' out your wildest rebellious fantasies. But these days, the controls feel about as clunky as a pair of rollerblades with flat tires.
And let's talk about the graphics. Now, I'm all for retro charm, but "Jet Set Radio" is lookin' a little rough around the edges these days. It's like trying to watch your favorite old cartoon on a VHS tape – sure, it's got its charm, but it ain't exactly HD.
But you know what? Despite all its flaws, "Jet Set Radio" still manages to capture that rebellious spirit of youth. The funky soundtrack, the vibrant art style, it's all there, just waitin' to transport you back to a simpler time.
So yeah, while "Jet Set Radio" might be showin' its age these days, it's still worth lacing up those skates and takin' a trip down memory lane. Just don't expect it to hold up as well as it did back in the day.
But let's be real here, folks. Playing "Jet Set Radio" in 2021 is like dusting off an old mixtape from the '90s – sure, it's got some nostalgia value, but it's also kinda dated.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the gameplay was revolutionary back in the day. Skatin' around Tokyo-to, spray-paintin' walls, and stickin' it to the man? It was like livin' out your wildest rebellious fantasies. But these days, the controls feel about as clunky as a pair of rollerblades with flat tires.
And let's talk about the graphics. Now, I'm all for retro charm, but "Jet Set Radio" is lookin' a little rough around the edges these days. It's like trying to watch your favorite old cartoon on a VHS tape – sure, it's got its charm, but it ain't exactly HD.
But you know what? Despite all its flaws, "Jet Set Radio" still manages to capture that rebellious spirit of youth. The funky soundtrack, the vibrant art style, it's all there, just waitin' to transport you back to a simpler time.
So yeah, while "Jet Set Radio" might be showin' its age these days, it's still worth lacing up those skates and takin' a trip down memory lane. Just don't expect it to hold up as well as it did back in the day.
2010
Alright, lasso up, ya varmints, 'cause we're fixin' to talk about "Red Dead Redemption." Now, this here game is one hell of a ride, lemme tell ya.
First things first, let's talk about the goddamn scenery. I mean, just look at them vistas! It's like God himself reached down and painted this whole dang world with his own two hands. And the sunsets? Well, they're so beautiful they'll make ya wanna cry.
Now, the story. Whoo boy, let me tell ya, it's one wild ride. You play as John Marston, a cowboy with more grit than a mouthful of sand. He's out there raisin' hell, chasin' down them no-good outlaws, and let me tell ya, it ain't always pretty. But it sure as hell is entertaining.
And then there's the gameplay. Ridin' through them plains on horseback feels smoother than a shot of bourbon on a cold winter's night. And when it comes to shootin', well, let's just say John Marston's aim is as sharp as a rattlesnake's bite. Ain't no outlaw gonna stand in his way.
But it ain't all sunshine and rainbows out there on the frontier. Oh no, you'll run into your fair share of troublemakers, from bandits to backstabbers, and let me tell ya, they ain't exactly the friendly sort. But that's what makes this game so damn good – the challenge, the danger, the thrill of the hunt.
And let's not forget about the characters. From the grizzled old gunslingers to the wide-eyed newcomers, each one is as colorful as a patchwork quilt. And the dialog? Well, let's just say it's as sharp as a bear trap and twice as deadly. You'll be quotin' lines from this game for years to come, mark my words.
So if you're lookin' for a game that'll make you feel like a true cowboy, look no further than "Red Dead Redemption." It's a rootin' tootin' good time from start to finish, and it'll leave you hollerin' for more faster than a six-shooter at high noon. Yeehaw!
First things first, let's talk about the goddamn scenery. I mean, just look at them vistas! It's like God himself reached down and painted this whole dang world with his own two hands. And the sunsets? Well, they're so beautiful they'll make ya wanna cry.
Now, the story. Whoo boy, let me tell ya, it's one wild ride. You play as John Marston, a cowboy with more grit than a mouthful of sand. He's out there raisin' hell, chasin' down them no-good outlaws, and let me tell ya, it ain't always pretty. But it sure as hell is entertaining.
And then there's the gameplay. Ridin' through them plains on horseback feels smoother than a shot of bourbon on a cold winter's night. And when it comes to shootin', well, let's just say John Marston's aim is as sharp as a rattlesnake's bite. Ain't no outlaw gonna stand in his way.
But it ain't all sunshine and rainbows out there on the frontier. Oh no, you'll run into your fair share of troublemakers, from bandits to backstabbers, and let me tell ya, they ain't exactly the friendly sort. But that's what makes this game so damn good – the challenge, the danger, the thrill of the hunt.
And let's not forget about the characters. From the grizzled old gunslingers to the wide-eyed newcomers, each one is as colorful as a patchwork quilt. And the dialog? Well, let's just say it's as sharp as a bear trap and twice as deadly. You'll be quotin' lines from this game for years to come, mark my words.
So if you're lookin' for a game that'll make you feel like a true cowboy, look no further than "Red Dead Redemption." It's a rootin' tootin' good time from start to finish, and it'll leave you hollerin' for more faster than a six-shooter at high noon. Yeehaw!
2012
From the moment you boot it up, "Hotline Miami" grabs you by the throat and doesn't let go. The gameplay is like a violent ballet, with you pirouetting through rooms of enemies, leaving a trail of carnage in your wake. It's intense, it's chaotic, and it's utterly exhilarating.
But what really sets "Hotline Miami" apart is its style. The pixel art graphics are gritty yet vibrant, and the synthwave soundtrack? It's like something straight out of an 80s action movie. Every level is a masterclass in atmosphere, sucking you into its neon-soaked world and never letting you go.
And let's not forget about the story – or should I say, stories? "Hotline Miami" is like a puzzle box of interconnected narratives, each one more twisted than the last. As you peel back the layers of mystery, you'll uncover a tale of violence, conspiracy, and existential dread that'll keep you guessing until the very end.
Of course, it wouldn't be "Hotline Miami" without its brutal difficulty. This game will chew you up and spit you out more times than you can count, but trust me, the satisfaction of finally nailing that perfect run is second to none.
So if you're looking for a game that's equal parts stylish, challenging, and downright mind-bending, look no further than "Hotline Miami." Just be prepared to lose yourself in its neon-soaked madness – and maybe invest in a stress ball or two while you're at it.
But what really sets "Hotline Miami" apart is its style. The pixel art graphics are gritty yet vibrant, and the synthwave soundtrack? It's like something straight out of an 80s action movie. Every level is a masterclass in atmosphere, sucking you into its neon-soaked world and never letting you go.
And let's not forget about the story – or should I say, stories? "Hotline Miami" is like a puzzle box of interconnected narratives, each one more twisted than the last. As you peel back the layers of mystery, you'll uncover a tale of violence, conspiracy, and existential dread that'll keep you guessing until the very end.
Of course, it wouldn't be "Hotline Miami" without its brutal difficulty. This game will chew you up and spit you out more times than you can count, but trust me, the satisfaction of finally nailing that perfect run is second to none.
So if you're looking for a game that's equal parts stylish, challenging, and downright mind-bending, look no further than "Hotline Miami." Just be prepared to lose yourself in its neon-soaked madness – and maybe invest in a stress ball or two while you're at it.
2016
Ah, the story mode retcons in "Mortal Kombat X" – they're a bit of a mixed bag, aren't they? While some fans appreciate the fresh twists and turns they bring to the narrative, others can't help but feel a bit... conflicted.
On one hand, the retcons add new layers of depth to the lore, exploring different character dynamics and expanding on the universe in unexpected ways. But on the other hand, they can sometimes feel like a departure from the established continuity, leaving longtime fans scratching their heads and wondering what happened to the story they knew and loved.
But hey, that's the thing about retcons – they're a double-edged sword. While they can breathe new life into a franchise, they can also ruffle a few feathers along the way. It's all part of the ever-evolving nature of storytelling in video games.
At the end of the day, whether you love 'em or hate 'em, the retcons in "Mortal Kombat X" are just one small part of the overall experience. And hey, if they're not your cup of tea, there's always the option to skip past the story mode and dive straight into the heart-pounding action of the gameplay. After all, isn't that what Mortal Kombat is all about?
On one hand, the retcons add new layers of depth to the lore, exploring different character dynamics and expanding on the universe in unexpected ways. But on the other hand, they can sometimes feel like a departure from the established continuity, leaving longtime fans scratching their heads and wondering what happened to the story they knew and loved.
But hey, that's the thing about retcons – they're a double-edged sword. While they can breathe new life into a franchise, they can also ruffle a few feathers along the way. It's all part of the ever-evolving nature of storytelling in video games.
At the end of the day, whether you love 'em or hate 'em, the retcons in "Mortal Kombat X" are just one small part of the overall experience. And hey, if they're not your cup of tea, there's always the option to skip past the story mode and dive straight into the heart-pounding action of the gameplay. After all, isn't that what Mortal Kombat is all about?
Ah, "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga" – now that's a blast from the past! This game holds a special place in my heart, as it was the first game I ever 100% completed on my trusty old PS2. And let me tell you, revisiting it in 2019 was like reuniting with an old friend – it's still just as incredible as I remember.
Now, I'll be honest – I'm not the biggest fan of how the Lego games have evolved over time. Call me nostalgic, but there's just something about the charm of the older titles that really hits home for me. I mean, who can forget those classic Lego-style cutscenes with their hilarious humor? "Hey, point to the picture to say you're Luke's father!" Classic.
I spent countless hours playing this game as a kid, and for good reason. As a huge Star Wars fan, being able to dive into the iconic moments from the movies and experience them in Lego form was an absolute dream come true. I mean, who wouldn't want to recreate the epic duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan on Mustafar using nothing but plastic blocks?
But it's not just the nostalgia talking – "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga" truly is one of the best Star Wars games out there. It perfectly captures the essence of the franchise while adding its own unique twist with the Lego humor and gameplay mechanics. Plus, being able to play through all six episodes in one game? It's like a Star Wars fan's dream come true.
So yeah, if you're looking for a fun, nostalgic trip down memory lane or just want to experience the magic of Star Wars in Lego form, you can't go wrong with "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga." It's a game that's stood the test of time and continues to delight fans of all ages.
Now, I'll be honest – I'm not the biggest fan of how the Lego games have evolved over time. Call me nostalgic, but there's just something about the charm of the older titles that really hits home for me. I mean, who can forget those classic Lego-style cutscenes with their hilarious humor? "Hey, point to the picture to say you're Luke's father!" Classic.
I spent countless hours playing this game as a kid, and for good reason. As a huge Star Wars fan, being able to dive into the iconic moments from the movies and experience them in Lego form was an absolute dream come true. I mean, who wouldn't want to recreate the epic duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan on Mustafar using nothing but plastic blocks?
But it's not just the nostalgia talking – "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga" truly is one of the best Star Wars games out there. It perfectly captures the essence of the franchise while adding its own unique twist with the Lego humor and gameplay mechanics. Plus, being able to play through all six episodes in one game? It's like a Star Wars fan's dream come true.
So yeah, if you're looking for a fun, nostalgic trip down memory lane or just want to experience the magic of Star Wars in Lego form, you can't go wrong with "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga." It's a game that's stood the test of time and continues to delight fans of all ages.
2019
Oh boy, let's talk about "Katana Zero" – now that's a game that packs a punch! Seriously, this game is freaking awesome. I mean, where do I even start? The soundtrack? Impeccable. The gameplay? Flawless. But you know what really sets it apart? The story. It's like this perfectly crafted tapestry of intrigue and mind-bending plot twists that kept me on the edge of my seat from start to finish.
And don't even get me started on the characters. You've got the protagonist, this badass katana-wielding samurai with a mysterious past, and let me tell you, he's one hell of a protagonist. But it's not just him – every character in this game feels fleshed out and real, from the quirky NPCs to the sinister villains. And the way their stories intertwine? Pure genius.
But perhaps the best part of "Katana Zero" is the sheer style. I mean, this game oozes style from every pixel. From the neon-soaked streets to the pulse-pounding action sequences, it's like playing through a cyberpunk fever dream. And let's not forget about the slow-motion kills – nothing beats the satisfaction of slicing through enemies with razor-sharp precision.
And the ending? Oh man, don't even get me started. It's like a rollercoaster of emotions that leaves you craving for more. I don't know about you, but I'm counting down the days until the sequel drops. "Katana Zero 2" can't come soon enough!
In short, "Katana Zero" is a freaking masterpiece. It's got style, it's got substance, and most importantly, it's got a killer soundtrack. So if you haven't played it yet, what are you waiting for? Trust me, you won't regret it.
And don't even get me started on the characters. You've got the protagonist, this badass katana-wielding samurai with a mysterious past, and let me tell you, he's one hell of a protagonist. But it's not just him – every character in this game feels fleshed out and real, from the quirky NPCs to the sinister villains. And the way their stories intertwine? Pure genius.
But perhaps the best part of "Katana Zero" is the sheer style. I mean, this game oozes style from every pixel. From the neon-soaked streets to the pulse-pounding action sequences, it's like playing through a cyberpunk fever dream. And let's not forget about the slow-motion kills – nothing beats the satisfaction of slicing through enemies with razor-sharp precision.
And the ending? Oh man, don't even get me started. It's like a rollercoaster of emotions that leaves you craving for more. I don't know about you, but I'm counting down the days until the sequel drops. "Katana Zero 2" can't come soon enough!
In short, "Katana Zero" is a freaking masterpiece. It's got style, it's got substance, and most importantly, it's got a killer soundtrack. So if you haven't played it yet, what are you waiting for? Trust me, you won't regret it.
2011
Ah, "Portal 2"! Where do I even begin with this Valve masterpiece? I absolutely freaking love this game, it's my favorite from Valve, and for good reason. It's a rollercoaster of ingenuity and insanity that keeps you glued to the screen from start to finish.
And the voice acting? Oh my God, it's FLAWLESS! Every line of dialogue is a true treat for the ears. And the characters? Oh, they're unforgettable, from the charmingly sarcastic GLaDOS to the eccentric Wheatley. Even the turrets have personality, isn't that incredible?
And the test chambers? Ah, the test chambers. I lost count of how many times I got squished, burned, or drowned in goo, but hey, that's all part of the fun, right? And let's not forget about the mind-bending puzzles. Seriously, some of those had me scratching my head for hours. But when you finally solve them, oh man, talk about a sense of accomplishment!
But perhaps the best part of "Portal 2" is the humor. I mean, where else can you find a game that makes you laugh out loud while simultaneously blowing your mind with its clever puzzles? It's pure genius, I tell you.
And let's talk about the story – it's like a twisted, yet strangely heartwarming tale of betrayal, redemption, and potato batteries. Yeah, you heard me right, potato batteries. Only in "Portal 2" could something so absurdly hilarious become a pivotal plot point.
And speaking of potatoes, who could forget about everyone's favorite deranged core, Wheatley? That guy is a riot! I mean, sure, he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's got a heart of gold... or at least a heart of whatever those cores are made of.
But let's not overlook the true star of the show – GLaDOS. She's like the ultimate passive-aggressive AI, constantly taunting you with insults and backhanded compliments as you navigate her twisted test chambers. And yet, despite all her attempts to thwart you, you can't help but admire her sheer sassiness.
Oh, and did I mention the co-op mode? It's like a whole other game packed with even more mind-bending puzzles and opportunities for teamwork-induced chaos. Seriously, playing through those levels with a friend is an experience like no other.
So yeah, if you're looking for a game that's equal parts brain-teasing and gut-busting, "Portal 2" is the one for you. It's an experience like no other, and I guarantee you'll be thinking with portals long after the credits roll.
And the voice acting? Oh my God, it's FLAWLESS! Every line of dialogue is a true treat for the ears. And the characters? Oh, they're unforgettable, from the charmingly sarcastic GLaDOS to the eccentric Wheatley. Even the turrets have personality, isn't that incredible?
And the test chambers? Ah, the test chambers. I lost count of how many times I got squished, burned, or drowned in goo, but hey, that's all part of the fun, right? And let's not forget about the mind-bending puzzles. Seriously, some of those had me scratching my head for hours. But when you finally solve them, oh man, talk about a sense of accomplishment!
But perhaps the best part of "Portal 2" is the humor. I mean, where else can you find a game that makes you laugh out loud while simultaneously blowing your mind with its clever puzzles? It's pure genius, I tell you.
And let's talk about the story – it's like a twisted, yet strangely heartwarming tale of betrayal, redemption, and potato batteries. Yeah, you heard me right, potato batteries. Only in "Portal 2" could something so absurdly hilarious become a pivotal plot point.
And speaking of potatoes, who could forget about everyone's favorite deranged core, Wheatley? That guy is a riot! I mean, sure, he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's got a heart of gold... or at least a heart of whatever those cores are made of.
But let's not overlook the true star of the show – GLaDOS. She's like the ultimate passive-aggressive AI, constantly taunting you with insults and backhanded compliments as you navigate her twisted test chambers. And yet, despite all her attempts to thwart you, you can't help but admire her sheer sassiness.
Oh, and did I mention the co-op mode? It's like a whole other game packed with even more mind-bending puzzles and opportunities for teamwork-induced chaos. Seriously, playing through those levels with a friend is an experience like no other.
So yeah, if you're looking for a game that's equal parts brain-teasing and gut-busting, "Portal 2" is the one for you. It's an experience like no other, and I guarantee you'll be thinking with portals long after the credits roll.
Alright, let's talk about "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," shall we? Now, this game holds a special place in my heart – it's one of the best in the franchise, hands down. I remember playing it back in the day and being absolutely blown away. I mean, I went from playing hacked Sonic ROMs on my Super Nintendo to diving headfirst into the gritty streets of San Andreas. Talk about a reality check!
What really sets this game apart is its incredible narrative. I love the perfect blend of comedy and seriousness that the franchise is known for. And let's not forget about those little details that make San Andreas feel like a living, breathing world – like the ability to hit the gym, bulk up, or chow down on too many burgers and fries.
Speaking of which, can we talk about those mechanics for a second? I mean, where else can you find a game that lets you shape your character's physique like this? It's those little touches that make "San Andreas" stand out from the crowd.
Now, where do I even start with this game? From the moment I stepped foot into Los Santos, I knew I was in for a wild ride. I mean, who knew that stealing cars and causing chaos could be so damn entertaining? And don't even get me started on the missions – from chasing down trains to skydiving out of planes, San Andreas is like a theme park for adrenaline junkies.
But it's not all high-speed chases and explosive heists. Oh no, San Andreas has its fair share of absurdity too. I mean, who could forget the time CJ got himself caught up in some seriously wacky shenanigans, like taking on rival gangs, running a casino, and even going toe-to-toe with a rogue government agency? Talk about getting in over your head!
And let's not overlook the game's sense of humor. From the hilarious radio stations to the quirky NPCs you encounter along the way, San Andreas never fails to deliver a laugh. I mean, where else can you find a game that lets you recruit a team of misfits to pull off a heist while dressed as clowns? Only in San Andreas, my friends.
But wait, there's more! Let's not forget about the unforgettable characters that populate San Andreas. From the lovable rogue Ryder to the perpetually paranoid Big Smoke, each one brings their own brand of madness to the table. And who could overlook CJ himself, the reluctant hero caught up in a whirlwind of crime and chaos? His journey from street thug to kingpin is a testament to the game's storytelling prowess.
And then there are the side missions – oh boy, don't even get me started. Whether you're delivering pizza, spraying graffiti, or stealing military hardware, there's always something absurdly entertaining to do in San Andreas. I mean, where else can you find a game that lets you become a master of lowrider dancing or a champion of the local street racing scene?
But perhaps the best part of San Andreas is its ability to make you feel like you're part of something bigger. Sure, you're just one guy in a vast world of crime and corruption, but damn if it doesn't feel like you're making a difference. Whether you're taking down rival gangs or standing up to corrupt cops, every action you take has a ripple effect on the world around you.
So, if you're looking for a game that's as wild and unpredictable as life itself, look no further than "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." It's a journey through the absurd, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious – and I wouldn't have it any other way.
In the end, "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" is more than just a game – it's a rollercoaster of mayhem and mischief that'll keep you coming back for more. So, if you're looking for a game that's equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. San Andreas has got you covered.
What really sets this game apart is its incredible narrative. I love the perfect blend of comedy and seriousness that the franchise is known for. And let's not forget about those little details that make San Andreas feel like a living, breathing world – like the ability to hit the gym, bulk up, or chow down on too many burgers and fries.
Speaking of which, can we talk about those mechanics for a second? I mean, where else can you find a game that lets you shape your character's physique like this? It's those little touches that make "San Andreas" stand out from the crowd.
Now, where do I even start with this game? From the moment I stepped foot into Los Santos, I knew I was in for a wild ride. I mean, who knew that stealing cars and causing chaos could be so damn entertaining? And don't even get me started on the missions – from chasing down trains to skydiving out of planes, San Andreas is like a theme park for adrenaline junkies.
But it's not all high-speed chases and explosive heists. Oh no, San Andreas has its fair share of absurdity too. I mean, who could forget the time CJ got himself caught up in some seriously wacky shenanigans, like taking on rival gangs, running a casino, and even going toe-to-toe with a rogue government agency? Talk about getting in over your head!
And let's not overlook the game's sense of humor. From the hilarious radio stations to the quirky NPCs you encounter along the way, San Andreas never fails to deliver a laugh. I mean, where else can you find a game that lets you recruit a team of misfits to pull off a heist while dressed as clowns? Only in San Andreas, my friends.
But wait, there's more! Let's not forget about the unforgettable characters that populate San Andreas. From the lovable rogue Ryder to the perpetually paranoid Big Smoke, each one brings their own brand of madness to the table. And who could overlook CJ himself, the reluctant hero caught up in a whirlwind of crime and chaos? His journey from street thug to kingpin is a testament to the game's storytelling prowess.
And then there are the side missions – oh boy, don't even get me started. Whether you're delivering pizza, spraying graffiti, or stealing military hardware, there's always something absurdly entertaining to do in San Andreas. I mean, where else can you find a game that lets you become a master of lowrider dancing or a champion of the local street racing scene?
But perhaps the best part of San Andreas is its ability to make you feel like you're part of something bigger. Sure, you're just one guy in a vast world of crime and corruption, but damn if it doesn't feel like you're making a difference. Whether you're taking down rival gangs or standing up to corrupt cops, every action you take has a ripple effect on the world around you.
So, if you're looking for a game that's as wild and unpredictable as life itself, look no further than "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." It's a journey through the absurd, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious – and I wouldn't have it any other way.
In the end, "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" is more than just a game – it's a rollercoaster of mayhem and mischief that'll keep you coming back for more. So, if you're looking for a game that's equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. San Andreas has got you covered.
2008
Alright, let's talk about "Kung Fu Panda" for the PS2. Now, I used to be head over heels for this game when I was a kid. I mean, who didn't love the movie? But let me tell you, revisiting it last year was a wake-up call, to say the least.
Where do I even begin? The levels are about as generic as they come – same old platforming, same old enemies, same old, same old. And don't even get me started on the music – it's like they just slapped together a bunch of stock tracks and called it a day.
But the real kicker? The combat. Oh boy, where do I even start? It's like trying to fight underwater with your hands tied behind your back. The controls are clunky, the combos are repetitive, and don't even get me started on the hit detection – it's about as reliable as a broken compass.
In the end, "Kung Fu Panda" for the PS2 is like a sad panda – all hype and no substance. Sure, it might've been fun back in the day, but revisiting it now is like getting kicked in the face by a kung fu master. So, unless you're feeling particularly nostalgic for frustration and disappointment, I'd steer clear of this one.
Where do I even begin? The levels are about as generic as they come – same old platforming, same old enemies, same old, same old. And don't even get me started on the music – it's like they just slapped together a bunch of stock tracks and called it a day.
But the real kicker? The combat. Oh boy, where do I even start? It's like trying to fight underwater with your hands tied behind your back. The controls are clunky, the combos are repetitive, and don't even get me started on the hit detection – it's about as reliable as a broken compass.
In the end, "Kung Fu Panda" for the PS2 is like a sad panda – all hype and no substance. Sure, it might've been fun back in the day, but revisiting it now is like getting kicked in the face by a kung fu master. So, unless you're feeling particularly nostalgic for frustration and disappointment, I'd steer clear of this one.
2008
"WALL-E" (PS2) Review: Nostalgia Goggles Edition
Alright, let's take another look at "WALL-E" for the PS2, shall we? Now, while I might've been a bit harsh in my initial assessment, let's not forget that nostalgia can be a powerful thing. So, if you're feeling a bit more forgiving and want to give this game a solid 5/10, then who am I to argue?
Sure, the graphics might not be cutting-edge by today's standards, but hey, they were pretty decent back in the day. And while the controls might be a bit clunky, they're not completely unmanageable once you get the hang of them.
As for the gameplay, well, let's just say it's not going to win any awards for innovation. Collecting garbage and navigating obstacles might not sound like the most thrilling experience, but hey, it's all part of the charm, right? And those minigames? Well, they may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they add a little variety to the mix.
In the end, "WALL-E" for the PS2 is like an old friend – maybe not as polished or refined as you remember, but still capable of bringing a smile to your face. So, if you're feeling a bit nostalgic and want to take a trip down memory lane, give it a shot. Who knows, you might just rediscover why you loved it in the first place.
Rating is that because sometimes, nostalgia is worth its weight in gold.
Alright, let's take another look at "WALL-E" for the PS2, shall we? Now, while I might've been a bit harsh in my initial assessment, let's not forget that nostalgia can be a powerful thing. So, if you're feeling a bit more forgiving and want to give this game a solid 5/10, then who am I to argue?
Sure, the graphics might not be cutting-edge by today's standards, but hey, they were pretty decent back in the day. And while the controls might be a bit clunky, they're not completely unmanageable once you get the hang of them.
As for the gameplay, well, let's just say it's not going to win any awards for innovation. Collecting garbage and navigating obstacles might not sound like the most thrilling experience, but hey, it's all part of the charm, right? And those minigames? Well, they may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they add a little variety to the mix.
In the end, "WALL-E" for the PS2 is like an old friend – maybe not as polished or refined as you remember, but still capable of bringing a smile to your face. So, if you're feeling a bit nostalgic and want to take a trip down memory lane, give it a shot. Who knows, you might just rediscover why you loved it in the first place.
Rating is that because sometimes, nostalgia is worth its weight in gold.
1990
Ah, "Super Mario World," the game that kicked off a lifelong love affair with gaming. This gem holds a special place in my heart, as it was one of the very first games I ever played. I mean, come on, I was just a wee little tyke of 2 years old when I started jumping on Goombas and saving Princess Peach.
I have fond memories of playing this game with my sister, even if she used to trick me into thinking I was playing by handing me a controller that wasn't even turned on. Ah, sibling shenanigans at their finest.
But let's talk about the game itself. "Super Mario World" is a masterpiece of platforming perfection. From the vibrant colors to the catchy music to the tight controls, everything about this game just screams fun. And let's not forget about Yoshi – the lovable dinosaur companion who's always got your back, or should I say, under your feet.
Sure, it may not have the same nostalgia factor as the original "Super Mario Bros.," but for me, it's a close second. There's just something about traversing through Dinosaur Land, stomping on Koopa Troopas, and gobbling up power-ups that never gets old.
"Super Mario World" is not just a game for me; it's a time machine that transports me back to those carefree days of childhood. The sense of wonder and adventure I felt while exploring each vibrant level is something I'll never forget. And let's not overlook the ingenious level design, which kept me coming back for more, eager to uncover every secret and hidden passage.
One of the things that sets "Super Mario World" apart is its charming cast of characters. From Mario and Luigi to Princess Peach and Bowser, each one brings their own unique personality to the table. And of course, who could forget the mischievous antics of those pesky Koopalings?
But perhaps the most memorable aspect of "Super Mario World" is its timeless gameplay. Whether I'm flying through the skies with the help of a cape feather or bouncing off enemies with Yoshi's trusty tongue, every moment feels like a new adventure waiting to unfold.
In short, "Super Mario World" is more than just a game; it's a journey, a celebration of creativity and imagination that continues to captivate players of all ages. And for me, it will always hold a special place as one of the greatest platformers of all time.
In the end, "Super Mario World" isn't just a game – it's a trip down memory lane, a reminder of simpler times when all you needed was a plumber in overalls to save the day. And for that, it'll always hold a special place in my heart.
I have fond memories of playing this game with my sister, even if she used to trick me into thinking I was playing by handing me a controller that wasn't even turned on. Ah, sibling shenanigans at their finest.
But let's talk about the game itself. "Super Mario World" is a masterpiece of platforming perfection. From the vibrant colors to the catchy music to the tight controls, everything about this game just screams fun. And let's not forget about Yoshi – the lovable dinosaur companion who's always got your back, or should I say, under your feet.
Sure, it may not have the same nostalgia factor as the original "Super Mario Bros.," but for me, it's a close second. There's just something about traversing through Dinosaur Land, stomping on Koopa Troopas, and gobbling up power-ups that never gets old.
"Super Mario World" is not just a game for me; it's a time machine that transports me back to those carefree days of childhood. The sense of wonder and adventure I felt while exploring each vibrant level is something I'll never forget. And let's not overlook the ingenious level design, which kept me coming back for more, eager to uncover every secret and hidden passage.
One of the things that sets "Super Mario World" apart is its charming cast of characters. From Mario and Luigi to Princess Peach and Bowser, each one brings their own unique personality to the table. And of course, who could forget the mischievous antics of those pesky Koopalings?
But perhaps the most memorable aspect of "Super Mario World" is its timeless gameplay. Whether I'm flying through the skies with the help of a cape feather or bouncing off enemies with Yoshi's trusty tongue, every moment feels like a new adventure waiting to unfold.
In short, "Super Mario World" is more than just a game; it's a journey, a celebration of creativity and imagination that continues to captivate players of all ages. And for me, it will always hold a special place as one of the greatest platformers of all time.
In the end, "Super Mario World" isn't just a game – it's a trip down memory lane, a reminder of simpler times when all you needed was a plumber in overalls to save the day. And for that, it'll always hold a special place in my heart.