this thing is literally me

thereal lugi was the friends we mad ealkong the way :D

YOU GET ON A COLOSSUS AND THE MUSIC GOES DODODODODODODODODODOD AND YOU STAB HIM IN THE HEAD AND ABSORB HIS PWOERS LIKE MEGA MANA DN THEN THE HORS EPRETENDFS TO DIE AND THEN YOU TURN INTO A FUCKING BABY

:(

one million billion years in a fucking jugnle

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A WRONG NUMBER HAHAHAAHHAAH
i love this game

YOU CANNOT BLOW OFF CULTIST HEAD. BUT YOU CAN KILL DEMONS. FAIR TRADE

YOU CAN BLOW OFF CULTIST HEADS WITH A FUCKING GUN

all you do in this game is roll dice and hope nothing bad happens
this was invented to indoctrinate the youth into becoming gambling addicts

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
plan to replay someday

lebian

unlike second one, has donkey kong playable. somehow slightly worse. a fucking paradox

what a cool game i hope he doesnt get murdered

my favorite zelda

could not have had a better game to be my first ever played