Wait, why is there crime in my cabaret club simulator game? I want to make girls look pretty, not fight thugs.

I'm not sure if it's my creativity, but it's hilarious that the solution for 80% of the game's objectives is crashing into stuff. It's extra funny when you realize that you take over someone else's body to just put them in the hospital because you wanted to remove an opponent in a race.

Terrible mission and level structure. Didn't bother completing each mission to the fullest because it's the same shit 9 times.

Probably the best out of the reboot trilogy. It feels like a proper sequel to the original trilogy more than MK4.

Nero and Dante are fun to play as but unfortunately you can tell where some shortcuts were made in the last half of the game.

I don't get it. Do Devils really cry or nah?

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Well, I definitely see the leftover ideas from when this game was originally suppose to be Resident Evil 4. However instead of carefully fighting against zombies to conserve resources, you run around while slashing and gunning down demons with unlimited ammo.

This is the game that I think influenced me a lot as a child. Brawl educated me about the history of Nintendo through its trophies, which made me look up old Nintendo games on YouTube. Because I went down hard on the video game rabbit hole.

That being said, fuck you Brawl. You’re the reason why I’m dateless.

This game definitely oozes the 90s aesthetic and personality. It’s weird, absurd and gross. Unfortunately it’s annoying difficulty gets in its way of being a fine game.

Why the fuck is there fall damage?

Between Pikmin 4, Barbie and Oppenheimer, the game about stupid, little plant people is best thing from July 21st.

Whenever a yellow and red Pikmin falls into a water when I go through a narrow path, I just stare at them as they drown and move on

A fun game with a cool set of powers to play with. However the story is so oddly paced and nothing interesting goes when compared to the first two games.

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Why do I see more "fanart" of imp Midna when her true form is right there?

I always thought that the nazi-looking Helghast were the protagonists of the game with how they’re the face of the franchise