lankgod
DBAA is gorgeous, has a rock solid set of controls, a whole fighting game built in to the beat em up. This game fucks. They should just make a sequel to this game tbh. Add more characters! Flesh the story out! Don't! I don't give a shit! Just put online multiplayer in that motherfucker!
This game has some fun stuff in it, but Metroid 1 kinda sucks no matter how you slice it.
2002
Metroid Fusion is good. They shoulda won a grammy for the sound design.
I played this on my MiSTer, and I think it would have been a slightly better experience playing on an actual handheld (they clearly built in the terrible card odds to incentivize replays), but either way this game is nothing special at best, and actively trying to waste your time at worst.
1994
certified classick took me 20 years to beat it that's how good it is
classick. game changer. the soundtrack is dog shit though lmao goddamn
the first truly great tony hawk game. this one has rage against the machine on the soundtrack. it is good.
The best of the original Tony Hawk's Pro Skaters.
You know I'm born to lose,
and gambling's for fools,
but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna LIVE FOREVER
You know I'm born to lose,
and gambling's for fools,
but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna LIVE FOREVER
I played this game on PSX and it blows! I rented it for Gamecube as a kid and I wasn't really into it back then, either, so I'm feeling good about this two star review. Fuck THPS4! THPS4 sucks! It's ass! THPS4 trips and falls flat on its ugly face just so that one day THUG1 can do an elegant swan dive out of a pool and into the stratosphere like the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide. I thought that they put Ace of Spades in THPS3 because the music people had good taste, but I hadn't played THPS4. They put that song in THPS3 because whoever worked on the soundtracks were some fucking boomers who got lucky, and that's the same reason this game has fucking TNT by AC/DC of all fucking songs (and the same reason THUG1 has a whole KISS level for no fucking reason like who the fuck thought any young person skateboarding and playing video games gave a single shit about KISS for crying out loud) I don't even hate AC/DC I like AC/DC I like TNT just fine but it's not a fucking song to skateboard to it's got a fucking geriatric rhythm. Ace of Spades sounds like a freight train and they went from that to fucking TNT jesus AC/DC has to have a faster song than that you old fucks
1998
i am not special or smart or cool for saying that this game is incredible - my eyes work as well as yours do (very poorly)
2003
This game is so goddamn classy. It's like a spiritual successor to Donkey Kong for Game Boy. I only wish it were longer.
Actually, I wish it were like Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Season and Oracle of Ages, and there were two Ninja Five-O games, and one of them focused more on combat, and the other one focused more on stealth.
Actually, I wish it were like Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Season and Oracle of Ages, and there were two Ninja Five-O games, and one of them focused more on combat, and the other one focused more on stealth.
2020
expensive mid
1998
certified classick
1996
banger city
this game has some fantastic music and some fantastic vibes