muck
a licensed spongebob game which gets the humor of the show spot fucking on. incredible shit.
2002
This review contains spoilers
yes, it starts out linear at first but that's subverted in the second half beautifully in a diegetically-appropriate way. it's not much more linear than Super, not enough for it's quality as a Metroid game to suffer.
also this counts as biopunk.
also this counts as biopunk.
2018
could probably use less of the boring MMORPG RNG item stats shit and just have more mundane items, and could probably use a different, or at least modified, character building system, but is fun regardless.
2011
Live Laugh Love
often stupidly hard. an improvement over the original.
the puzzle at the end made me want to kill myself
1988
emulated. got stuck on one of the last levels and got bored. other NES games have aged much better. only remembered because of the brand.
EDIT: finally finished it. definitely better than mario 1, still not very good.
EDIT: finally finished it. definitely better than mario 1, still not very good.
2004
not a Half-Life ripoff, rather a System Shock 2 ripoff, but without the ARPG mechanics, deuteragonist/antagonist (SHODAN), and everything else which made SS2 so memorable and replayable.
2017
much worse than 64. Joseph Anderson was right about this one.
2020
duel is insanely fun. yes i know i could just play quake 3 instead.
1999
It doesn't matter if you've never played an arena shooter in your life, you can still have an insane amount of fun with this, don't listen to people talking about how you'll just get owned by boomers. You will, but you'll still be getting frags if you have ever played any other FPS game, and it will be a blast.
2011
Awful survival game, good game.
awful remaster. the game is as good as ever though.
2016
It's criminal that this game was dead on arrival. Deathmatch with friends was so much fun.
2006
Awful game, incredible non-game. The !!!FUN!!! memes encapsulate the experience of Dwarf Fortress better than anything else.