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In my opinion, This game does a lot of things extremely well but being a good rogue-like is DEFINITELY not one them.

It's called the Pythagorean theorem dumbass

DRAGON’S DOGMA II TASTES SO GOOD WHEN U AIN’T GOT A BITCH IN YA EAR TELLING YOU ABOUT THE MTX THAT CAN BE EARNED NORMALLY IN GAME

you KNOW it's bad when it makes assassin's creed look like a fun game.

PEAK. play this shit with some Yeat or Destroy lonely i promise its a vibe

Anyone who likes Harry Potter in the present day and isn't over the age of 35 needs serious jail time. Even if you attempt to separate this from the horror of a woman that is JK Rowling, you are still left with a barren, fetch quest ridden mess, par for the course with AAA gaming.

And of course I also got myself permanently softlocked

i also want a statue of the big titty fox lady

Great action game. In exchange for motion sickness, I got to feel like a badass robot for a few hours.

As my first entry into the Resident Evil series, this game was absolutely incredible. Loved all the threats and ammo conservation gameplay, as well as having the map automatically update when you clear rooms/see something important.

SHOOOW MEEE THE CHAMPIOOON OF LIIIIIIIIGHT

I'LL SHOW YOU THE HERAAALD OF DAAARKNNEEESSSS

There's something deeply ironic about people hailing this as "The Citizen Kane of Videogames" when it feels ashamed to even be one at all.

Game for guys that own a tesla and still watch the amazing atheist.

Did you really need to hear anything more than the word NASApunk to guess how shit this thing would be, embarrassing in every possible way and a failure at everything it tries. Fallout 4, while a terrible RPG, was at least a fun open world shooter. Starfield is processed meaningless paste, content to shovel reused proc gen content into your hole in the desperate hopes it gives the illusion of exploration. Ugly and sad

the one thing Bethesda had going for it was their near seamless little handcrafted diorama worlds, so naturally they decided to replace that with loading screen gated proc-gen. Apparently you're supposed to play the main quest first so I tried that but I nearly puked when I was asked to weigh in on a debate over "science, or dreams"