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Returnal
2021
Triangle Strategy
2022
Dragon's Dogma II
2024
Skull and Bones
2024
Hogwarts Legacy
2023
Anyone who likes Harry Potter in the present day and isn't over the age of 35 needs serious jail time. Even if you attempt to separate this from the horror of a woman that is JK Rowling, you are still left with a barren, fetch quest ridden mess, par for the course with AAA gaming.
And of course I also got myself permanently softlocked
And of course I also got myself permanently softlocked
Resident Evil 2
2019
Wordle
2021
Alan Wake II
2023
The Last of Us
2013
Starfield
2023
Starfield
2023
Did you really need to hear anything more than the word NASApunk to guess how shit this thing would be, embarrassing in every possible way and a failure at everything it tries. Fallout 4, while a terrible RPG, was at least a fun open world shooter. Starfield is processed meaningless paste, content to shovel reused proc gen content into your hole in the desperate hopes it gives the illusion of exploration. Ugly and sad
Starfield
2023
the one thing Bethesda had going for it was their near seamless little handcrafted diorama worlds, so naturally they decided to replace that with loading screen gated proc-gen. Apparently you're supposed to play the main quest first so I tried that but I nearly puked when I was asked to weigh in on a debate over "science, or dreams"