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Game so bad the reason most people play it today is because they want to skip most of it

Should have taken inspiration from actually good Spiderman storylines like One More Day, The Clones Saga, and Spiderman: Reign

An underrated quality about Starfield is that it's extraordinarily environmentally friendly, as it's 100% recycled from better stories and games.

british people are fucking insane

If you let Tumblr fandoms ruin a game for you, you need to grow up.

remember when the internet tried to convince itself this game was bad actually. lmao

i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.

Wonder if they'll incorporate the radioactive semen plot point in future games in this continuity.

My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "BETHESDA!"

She hugged me. She knew they were washed.

This review contains spoilers

There's a scene in the game where Mundas bangs his wife or whatever and they're fully clothed while doing it. Did not expect a Ride to Hell Retribution tribute, 12/10

Honestly, I'm tired of people "defending" Ubisoft titles with saying you shouldn't expect. I imagine that making a game for this company must begin with about societal issues, developing the idea and gameplay around it, and then decide at the last that you need to lobotomize the story while leaving everything exactly as it is.
It's like playing a heavily researched, near 1:1 visual representation of the rape of Nanking but with every single asian character without distinction of nationality looking like a japanese racist charicature supeakingu rike dis! and making the main villain an Unit 731 japanese joker

Baby's first subversive video game

Crazy how this came out two generations ago and action games still haven't figured out the importance of vocals kicking in during the final phase of a boss fight

You guys spent $70 on Bad Piggies