a drudgery that keeps crashing just at the point that anything interesting at all starts to happen.

as someone who has played vanilla Zero Mission to death and back, i appreciate a lot of the choices in Project ZM but would not recommend it to a first time player over the original. this is for someone who not only knows where the varia suit is but also how to get it early.

what if space invaders had the 90s rave culture thing from wipE'out"

this game fucking rules

the rom kept crashing but i love to bully virtual kids from other virtual schools

i'm not sure i've played this game but i can definitely imagine every second of it

anyone that says they played this is lying

this is a better game than peace walker in almost every way, except it is horrible to play

untitled godzilla game

go fast and jump on red stuff

like nes metroid, but fun

it's got that weird guy from fargo in it, being real weird. i like it.

take the worst parts of zelda, mixed with the boring parts from a team ico game, and make it pretty.

two games haphazardly smooshed together, working harmoniously as one in a way that makes perfect sense. also, you can just play tetris. i love it.