you don't get it the gameplay is nearly entirely divorced from the story and downright futile-seeming at times (e.g. toru fukushima) because it's a game whose real central hook is that it's one of the only ones where the world doesn't revolve around you. it's allowed to be unfun. shut up.
today's Pong. A love letter to progress and technological advancement. Every word that appears in My IShowSpeed's script requires complete understanding of the last word and a great anticipation for the next to comprehend even slightly. Only in Ohio
I bought someone this as a half joke and he turned out to have been an actual offending pedophile (if you know Jack, a history major from Wayne University, he forced himself upon a 14 year old boy in a mall bathroom) and I hope he's playing this now instead