The fact that this is also a mobile game really does show, but it's more shovel knight. I can't complain.

An absolute bummer of a metroidvania, made all the better by it's immaculately disgusting art and truly wretched world.

A surprisingly engaging Souls-like, with a setting I really liked in high school. Nowadays, I'm not sure how it'd hold up, but I had fun the first time around.

SCP Foundation, the game. A rip-roaringly fun time, with some fantastic worldbuilding under all that goofiness.

Bioshock is good.

This version is straight-up broken.

John Carpenter's "The Thing," with pixel-art graphics and some downright addictive gameplay. My one and only complaint is a lack of more carrion!

A cute, solidly made mashup between community management and rogue-like combat. Though not much for replayability, this game remains a pleasant memory.

Rock and stone, 'till the end.

I really, truly wish I hardly knew 'er.

I.E. This game fuckin' blows.

This games fills the same niche as Ultrakill, for me: very pretty, massively overhyped, and profoundly disappointing.

This game would have been so much better if capitalism didn't exist.

I mean, I thought it was fun in high school, but the reasons I enjoyed it were a far cry from everybody else's. The story is fun, and the gameplay's engaging, but the heavy atmosphere of pay-to-win is hard to ignore.

I thought this game was pretty solid, for the few days I played it. Definitely more fun with friends, I'd say, and you've really gotta be in the mood for it in the first place.

I've never experienced a series of games that more accurately captures the sheer manic energy of a mid-80s horror trilogy. Every entry is a new, distinct flavor of horror, made all the more delectable by that undeniably eerie atmosphere.

The boss fights are really the only outright bad part, and even they can be overcome.

A masterclass in the quiet, somber horror of grief, one that brought me closer to Grandpas I grew it with.

Wishing New Grandpa all the love and support we can muster as he moves on to bigger and better things! We love Grandpa! Yippee!