JOSH SAWYER'S FUCKING BACK BABEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY, VIDEO GAMES ARE SAVED

A post-modern nightmare of repulsive and brutal hyper-masculinity, set in a world crumbling before the player's very eyes in a mess of dead pixels and digital artefacting. The final day of planet Video-Games; a foundation of bodies, bullets and blood, finally buckling under the weight of entropy. There's no resolution here, no hope, not even a clear motive at the end, just self-immolation and the unquenchable fucking death-drive.

Ultimately, a damn sight closer to high art than most games could even dream of

A story of failure, dashed hopes, murder and retrograde amnesia, Disco Elysium is the greatest rpg I think I've ever played. You absolutely owe it to yourself to experience this genre defining work of art.

Sometimes, art doesn't need to do more than brutalize you

2018

Sisyphus is my bro and I'd die over and over and over and over and over again for him

I'll have to get back to this at some point to finally beat Hades himself for real

Tried to pick this up again, was reminded that its unresponsive combat is not enjoyable to put up with and that taking damage you have little say in sucks ass. Dropped it again before I even beat Ten Piedad. Maybe I'll come back to this at some point, but not now.

2022

The initial high of figuring out the combat is awesome, but it eventually felt kinda overlong and tedious when I started to realize how easy it is to just brute force your way through it using repetitive combos and mashing on the dodge/parry button. Boss fights, in particular, get real trivial when you realize you can hold a button and jiggle the stick to turn into fucking Neo

The vibes are generally cool at least. That is, when the complete afterthought of the story isn't getting in the way. Awfully voice acted, too. Why even include it?

Makes me want to go back and try Absolver. Maybe the key factor to really feeling like you're mastering a martial art in a game is the human element?

this shit went fuckin hard on the daycare gamecube

Fuck it man, sometimes you want something that makes you feel like a ten year old again

A fucking phantasmagorical experience that I would recommend to almost nobody. I love it.

I don't have a problem, I can stop whenever I want, thank you very much

Campaign is surprisingly solid, all the ships are pretty fun, just wish the multiplayer had more to it

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Docking half a point for never actually getting to pilot the skyscraper sized mech

This was a really solid foundation and I wish Relic had gotten the opportunity to expand on it because, dude, most everything about this feels perfect. You really do be fucking up those Orks, huh?

It fucking rules, whad'dya want me to say? You play an absolute BRICK SHITHOUSE and he's got a chainsaw on his gun!

This is the video game equivalent of getting extremely baked, blasting some sludge metal, and letting yourself drown in the sound