Campaign is surprisingly solid, all the ships are pretty fun, just wish the multiplayer had more to it

You'll be into this if you ever looked at a DOOM game and thought it was missing trash mobs.

What a fucking CRUSHING disappointment.

It fucking rules, whad'dya want me to say? You play an absolute BRICK SHITHOUSE and he's got a chainsaw on his gun!

This is the video game equivalent of getting extremely baked, blasting some sludge metal, and letting yourself drown in the sound

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Docking half a point for never actually getting to pilot the skyscraper sized mech

This was a really solid foundation and I wish Relic had gotten the opportunity to expand on it because, dude, most everything about this feels perfect. You really do be fucking up those Orks, huh?

literally just giving this five stars because Theme of Solid Snake KICKS ASS

I think Blizzard's attempt to turn Overwatch into a Serious Game for Serious Gamers has really dulled the initial appeal and cultivated a fairly shitty playerbase, but I still find myself having fun

Maybe I feel this way because I just flat out refuse to touch ranked with a 50 foot pole? No idea, and I don't care enough to check.

Once you get into the add-on content, results are a little more mixed, but the base game is still basically the coolest thing I've ever played

2019

A highly intelligent VN that got me thinking about my perspectives on tech, AI, mental health, and what it truly means to be content. The solitaire minigame was weirdly addicting as well.

Just thinking about the ending gets my heart pounding

I wish I could stay in this world more

2016

THE BEST RHYTHM GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED

David Jaffe tweeted something stupid so I was compelled to come here and give this the rating it deserves. A truly miserable experience made exclusively for misanthropes who hate everything, especially themselves

After 6 hours, I think I have to admit that I'm never gonna beat this, but the sheer V I B E S went a long way towards getting me to keep trying.

Y'know, the Butthole Surfers are one of my favorite bands, and I've been listening to them a lot recently. It was nice to play a game that so perfectly melded with their brand of aggressive psychedelia