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This game feels like it was made to strawman a political ideology that doesn't even exist

Sometimes I fantasize about Courtney coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me

perfect game for those who are bizarrely passionate about foreign policy

This review was written before the game released

WARNING: THIS PORT OF ACE ATTORNEY: APOLLO JUSTICE COMES WITH TWO VIRUSES THAT CLAIM TO BE GAMES CALLED "DUAL DESTINIES" AND "SPIRIT OF JUSTICE", DO NOT OPEN EITHER OF THEM UP BECAUSE THEY WILL BRICK YOUR CONSOLE/PC

The developers could have hidden a new Star Fox game on the Game Over screen, and nobody would ever find out.

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he touches flowers? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by tushing flowes all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to grab a flowey, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

Talking flowers, really?

This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.

When I first got to the apartment, I instinctively put the toaster inside of the bathtub, which earned me a sticker to use in the photo mode of a neon green skeleton getting zapped with bolts of lightning.

I think we were making two different jokes.

the rate at which toby fox designs tumblr sexymen is horrifying

Makes sense that most of the communist-chanting options are played almost as jokes, because no one believes those grand statements anymore. More than that, they can't believe. They almost lost their meaning. This town is more complicated than all of that.

The sense of longing and the pain that comes from nostalgia are not enough: the world, the people, society, they have layers and layers. Reality is broken, and the past holds too many traumas for everyone. But you can still peel most of those layers, and get to the bottom of the heart. It doesn't feel like a task or a chore in any moment, it's like the answers are always driving you forward in such a small and concrete environment. You HAVE to keep going!! Be the detective, untangle every mess in your life and roll those dice!!!