If real life penalized people for mentally tormenting women with borderline personality disorder as heavily as this game does my love life would be a lot easier

If Mega Man fights Pharaoh Man does that mean he's robot Moses?

narrative reification of the Prepare To Die ethos cf. II's gameplay-based codification, memetic apotheosis, alpha male metanarrative, gamified ewige wiederkunft

I spontaneously ejaculated while playing this game

Can you really call yourself a Dark Souls fan if you haven't played it for 10 hours straight while tweaking?

One of the funniest things Taro ever did was make a machine named after Søren Kierkegaard the leader of a suicide cult

Pushmo for queerdos

Extremely vulgar but they really couldn't have picked a more insufferable protagonist

An absolute mess aesthetically but it's pretty fun.

Gamers hate these games for being "unrealistic" because they've never actually spoken to women.

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Thomas Pynchon for people who listen to JPEGMAFIA

Fun game if you're an anti-semite

Making Sonic games 3D was kind of a mistake.

Does for Twin Peaks fans what Jaws did for sharks