zayJax
2020
no. nah. no. i refuse.
i refuse to believe this shit.
this is not a real videogame
it just can't be
this shit is just beyond human comprehension
how the fuck
this is a miracle game
us humans don't deserve to grasp on such a delicately balanced work of art it's just FUCK
i refuse to believe this shit.
this is not a real videogame
it just can't be
this shit is just beyond human comprehension
how the fuck
this is a miracle game
us humans don't deserve to grasp on such a delicately balanced work of art it's just FUCK
2015
cool game
1998
Janky, yet masterful.
That's the best way i can describe this banger i have played and replayed so many times during my early teenage years, but never actually beat it, until now.
And Xen isn't that bad. Sure it has awful platforming and VERY questionable level design but eh. It's a little speck of dirt in a very shiny and oddly shaped diamond.
Also something i see very few people mention is the sound mixing.
It is awful. It is dogshit. It is ass. I legit cannot play this game with headphone beacuse of how LOUD everything is. Especially during heavy combat sections.
That's the best way i can describe this banger i have played and replayed so many times during my early teenage years, but never actually beat it, until now.
And Xen isn't that bad. Sure it has awful platforming and VERY questionable level design but eh. It's a little speck of dirt in a very shiny and oddly shaped diamond.
Also something i see very few people mention is the sound mixing.
It is awful. It is dogshit. It is ass. I legit cannot play this game with headphone beacuse of how LOUD everything is. Especially during heavy combat sections.
2003
This game is one of the most batshit insane experiences i've ever had in a videogame, period.
The jokes, the gameplay, the jankiness, everything comes together to create an experience few games offer.
The techincal problems are annoying tho (crashes, massive slowdowns, lots of loading screens)
The jokes, the gameplay, the jankiness, everything comes together to create an experience few games offer.
The techincal problems are annoying tho (crashes, massive slowdowns, lots of loading screens)
1994
GOD DAMN NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A GOOD VIDEO GAME
The gameplay, the graphics, the soundtrack it all comes together to create the magnum opus of the Classic Sonic Trilogy that has yet to be matched to this day. Launch Base Zone kinda sucks tho.
The gameplay, the graphics, the soundtrack it all comes together to create the magnum opus of the Classic Sonic Trilogy that has yet to be matched to this day. Launch Base Zone kinda sucks tho.
2010
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm not even halfway through and i love it
This is not a game.
It's a minigame collection.
It's a minigame collection.
1998
surface tension more like fuck you
2020
Your typical rhythm game, but full of charm and style and a worrying amount of sex jokes
this game makes me sad
2010
The game introduces one simple mechanic, takes it to it's fullest potential with excellent level design that will make you scratch your head, and it doesn't overstay it's welcome with any unnecessary padding. It's great.
1996
Slippery controls and a drunk camera gives me the headache of a lifetime.
Soundtrack is a banger tho.
Soundtrack is a banger tho.
The game is amazing for the first 5 or 6 hours!
The characters are well written, the missions are fun, the gameplay and foundation are solid. But the game never ends.
The story just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going like WHAT.
WHEN DOES THE GAME END.
And worst of all, some features of the game must be unlocked though the campaign. But it's still pretty fun.
The characters are well written, the missions are fun, the gameplay and foundation are solid. But the game never ends.
The story just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going like WHAT.
WHEN DOES THE GAME END.
And worst of all, some features of the game must be unlocked though the campaign. But it's still pretty fun.
2013
Talk about a remaster that pisses on the original game
This game is comparable to the original.
It doesn't add much stuff and it improves a bit in some areas. But the last moments of the game are not that fun.
If it wasn't for the super shotgun this game would be a lot worse.
Like the pinnacle of online entertainment, Civvie11 or CV-11 said: "If Batman was a gun, he'd be this."
It doesn't add much stuff and it improves a bit in some areas. But the last moments of the game are not that fun.
If it wasn't for the super shotgun this game would be a lot worse.
Like the pinnacle of online entertainment, Civvie11 or CV-11 said: "If Batman was a gun, he'd be this."