An absolutely flawless remake sans the fact that you can't play Horse or Slap on online multiplayer like what the fuck i donwloaded this to re-live 4th grade hangouts and now the entire slap funciton has been removed from multiplayer.

Other than that, still great. Insane how much the muscle memory of pulling 2 minute 300k point combos just never goes away.

I started playing this cuz my friend had already bought it and wanted us to play with him. It is mindless drivel. Everything it does some other game does better. But you can also wear cowboy boots and dress up like a lil cowboy and root and toot.

2018

A luxury rogue-like where every facet of the experience is fine-tuned with an inch of your life for maximum player comfort. The art, progression, game-feel, and weapon/skills on display are all engineered to give you a sense of power. It's really goddam good.

Though the combat can be a bit mushy at the start of each run and frankly... I'm not huge into grinding but I understand why it's there.

Yeah, this shit stinks, play Human Fall Flat instead.

This review is only for playing with friends. I'm sure by yourself this game kinda stinks as it's a pretty by the books physics platform puzzler.

But with friends... It becomes a maniacally fun exercise in shared grief.

Does what it says on the box.

Though the game does split it's rooms up into themes and one of the themes "darkness" didn't jibe with me very much since removing my ability to actually see the discs kind of took the fun out of dodging them, it's still a perfectly fun straight forward game.

Oh it's such a perfect game. I'm glad that I shared it with Yu.

Damn this is a lot of fun to play, it's a shame that it's stuffed with unfinished ideas and the weakest Kojima story yet.

A few clever ideas buried under a sea of walking sim cliches.

While it's kind of cheap to tease a thriller novel plot only to yank it away for a "don't you feel stupid" sad boy ending, I'll still give this game props for treating gamers like the adults they are not.

lol my wifi dropped in the middle of playing this and i never even noticed.

More empty calories like this please.

the only other skateboarding game to come close to the master.