AlwaysBetOnDunc
2023
This review contains spoilers
There is a moment at the end of the games much talked about first musical section (Initiation 4 - We Sing) where we see Alan turn back towards the massively self indulgent song and dance literally all about him and smile to himself, implying that, despite being a literal nightmare, there is a part of Alan that genuinely enjoys the self centered torment of The Dark Place.
I have thought about this one tiny note of Ilka Villi's performance more than I have like 90 percent of AAA video game narratives combined.
I have thought about this one tiny note of Ilka Villi's performance more than I have like 90 percent of AAA video game narratives combined.
2011
incredibly elated to report that, much like the game itself, the launch trailer of this game (Set to grunge classic Bullet With Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins.) goes so fucking hard.
2010
Illusive Man: does something obviously shady that endangers Shepard's crew and the mission
Shepard: "what the fuck was that, cunt?"
Illusive Man: "you fucking idiot Shepard you simply do not understand why I'm doing this, go fuck yourself, I'm good, I promise"
Shepard: "oh okay, love you, hooroo"
And then it's just that for 40 hours
Games fun tho
Shepard: "what the fuck was that, cunt?"
Illusive Man: "you fucking idiot Shepard you simply do not understand why I'm doing this, go fuck yourself, I'm good, I promise"
Shepard: "oh okay, love you, hooroo"
And then it's just that for 40 hours
Games fun tho
2012
1997
2021
2022
This review contains spoilers
This prequel, which for the last 2 hours is about magical necromancers raising the dead and BJ Blazkowics having to fight hordes of Zombies and a big video game final boss fight against a giant Zombie Monster, ends with your squadmate Fergus turning to BJ and saying, (and I quote)
"You sure killed that big fucking monster proper, BJ, But the biggest monster is still out there"
Referring to the very real threat of the Nazis in The New Order, the game that takes place literally right after this in a brutalist alternate timeline that has no mention of zombies or magic or necromancy anywhere.
This is all canon.
"You sure killed that big fucking monster proper, BJ, But the biggest monster is still out there"
Referring to the very real threat of the Nazis in The New Order, the game that takes place literally right after this in a brutalist alternate timeline that has no mention of zombies or magic or necromancy anywhere.
This is all canon.
2021