Weirdly one of my favourite games of all time

But too long

A full course meal at a Michelin star restaurant

Nice and short. Love the strange, tragic vibe

Worse than the original in almost every way. The story sucks

I don't think I'd do well in a submarine

Just long enough for you to realize that actually you could just stare at the monster once, even if you die you'll at least know how goofy it looks now, and after you reload your save you won't be scared anymore, just annoyed at some of the puzzles.

The worst dark souls game is still pretty good

The funniest and smartest game I've ever played

Great narrative, intriguing mystery, awesome setting. Makes you excuse the shallow puzzles and forgettable mini-games.

Gotta agree, the church is evil as hell

Games are art

A game that makes you feel like a genius without holding your hand at all.

It's alright

Cool setting with the stupidest fucking plot that set the tone for the entire franchise, except the overarching plot just kept getting stupider and stupider.

Also the gameplay was okay.

Mama mia