Perhaps the most mid game ever made. Very little is bad (except the world traversal stutter on PC) but the end result is less than the sum of its parts.

I thought that it was mostly lesser than Doom 2016, but still very good.

Imagine being so fucking dead inside that you don't like this game

Ambitious and incredibly sad, I thought it mostly achieved what it set out to do. But the Israel-Palestine metaphor was pretty clumsy, and the game feels a bit too long for its own good. But it's so rare for a game to make me feel so conflicted and sad that I have to give it props for that. I'll never play it again.

Good game

Picture in your mind the vince mcmahon gif but between all his reactions is each different planet you visit in this game.

They don't make em like they used to

The best 3D fallout game

[Tim Robinson singing] In our world whale bones equal dollars

What if racing wasn't about being fast but instead about banana peels and other baby shit

Never before has a game made me wish so badly that Konami weren't so fucking stupid

Weirdly failed to meet my expectations from the first game. So much of the story felt rushed or even straight up unfinished. A personal disappointment

Story is worse than the first, while most everything else is the same. I enjoyed exploring New York in the winter this time though.

A deliciously sinister trip

What if half the game was batman driving around in a tank shooting at shit?