Great narrative, intriguing mystery, awesome setting. Makes you excuse the shallow puzzles and forgettable mini-games.

The funniest and smartest game I've ever played

The worst dark souls game is still pretty good

Just long enough for you to realize that actually you could just stare at the monster once, even if you die you'll at least know how goofy it looks now, and after you reload your save you won't be scared anymore, just annoyed at some of the puzzles.

I don't think I'd do well in a submarine

Worse than the original in almost every way. The story sucks

Nice and short. Love the strange, tragic vibe

A full course meal at a Michelin star restaurant

Weirdly one of my favourite games of all time

But too long

What if half the game was batman driving around in a tank shooting at shit?

A deliciously sinister trip

Story is worse than the first, while most everything else is the same. I enjoyed exploring New York in the winter this time though.

Weirdly failed to meet my expectations from the first game. So much of the story felt rushed or even straight up unfinished. A personal disappointment

Never before has a game made me wish so badly that Konami weren't so fucking stupid

What if racing wasn't about being fast but instead about banana peels and other baby shit