Games I played in 2022 ranked

New year, same old set up with new games and looser restrictions. Only requirement is that I have to have a good feel for them and see what the primary gameplay loop is about.

F-Zero X
F-Zero X
F-ZERO OUTTA 10! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, actually more like 4 outta 10.
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie
A fun game, this Banjo-Kazooie, but rate it too high up, it can't be! Sure I love the Monster Mansion and Freezy Peak, but there is more here that I managed to seek. With Rusty Buckets and the Cavern of Clanker, makes me curse out and my feelings feel danker. Add in a camera that makes aiming a chore, and I can't see just why this game is so widely adored. Nice to see Banjo and his friend make it to smash, but another go on this game so soon is one I'll pass.

Still a solid 7/10, just wanted to voice some criticisms that I never saw for this game.
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Beaten in the Reverie collection. Definitely a cute and charming game, albeit one with controls that just feel a bit too slippery for me. And that wind bullet keeps feeling a bit too short and unreliable at times.
Earthworm Jim 2
Earthworm Jim 2
Too overly ambitious and trying to do the "LOL RANDOM=FUNNY" thing for its own good.
Demon's Crest
Demon's Crest
Oh, so a perfectly ok game...THAT'S where Joshscorcher got his name "Firebrand" from!
Dynamite Headdy
Dynamite Headdy
One of the more unique and fun platformers of the olden days of console wars.
Super Metroid
Super Metroid
Yeah, this game kind of annoyed me with just how much it loved to hide stuff without any obvious indication at times, how lost I can feel, and from just how annoying the controls can be, ESPECIALLY for wall-jumping. I get it; these are things that metroidvanias are good at and that's why they're popular, but for me, this game kind of killed off any remaining interest I may have had in the Metroid franchise.

The SP version which gave you all the powerups was nice though.
Kirby's Pinball Land
Kirby's Pinball Land
ANON GET OUT!
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
I have gained a newfound respect for people who master Puyo Puyo-type games.
Super Fantasy Zone
Super Fantasy Zone
Dang, that was actually a pretty fun shooter! Wonder if there are others I could check out...
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
Okay, now I KNOW I would have not been a Sonic fan in the console war. There are way too many times in this game that I felt like I died to something that just wasn't my fault.
ToeJam & Earl
ToeJam & Earl
No, this game really isn't jamming, actually. Kind of boring.
Disney's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Disney's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Yeah, still have no idea why Gadget got hitched to Zipper. Still a decently fun platformer.
Columns
Columns
Oh yeah, this game exists.
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario Bros. 3
Well, at least I can say I finally played through the whole game instead of just using the warp whistles.
Mappy-Land
Mappy-Land
Mappy was always nostalgic for me in a way, being one of the first games I really played, so I can't help but smile at this cute little twist of the formula.
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.
Can't beat the classics, sorry...expect for the games above this game, but SHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dig Dug II: Trouble in Paradise
Dig Dug II: Trouble in Paradise
An interesting spin on the original Dig-Dug formula, and managing to get all the enemies to fall into the ocean is always a blast.
Ice Climber
Ice Climber
Simplistic and easy to understand score attack game with slippery controls making it feel like you're on ice.

Okay, that's the point, but it's still not enjoyable.
Mappy
Mappy
Now this is a certified childhood classic.
Millipede
Millipede
A pretty good and solid arcade game.
Pooyan
Pooyan
I already forgot about it even after playing it 5 minutes ago.
Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Way more complex than an arcade machine was thought to be at the time.

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1 year ago

good list bro I enjoyed reading some of your comments gonna check out love you to bits


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