2024 games played, Ranked

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I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
Pretty outstanding honestly, a game tackles so very much and whilst not nearly nailing the landing with all it's writing and what it's going for, is surprisingly reactive to player choice in a reall neat way and well written. The card game side gets a little trite and the encouragement for multiple playthroughs without much of a mechanism to switch things up and increase the speed of them is dubious, but it is entrhalling, honestly.

1

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

2

Mr. Driller G
Mr. Driller G
Mr driller goes so fucking hard

3

Giga Wing
Giga Wing
~Guitar sting~

(The largest number you've ever seen comes on screen.)

4

Super Robot Wars 30
Super Robot Wars 30
What if we gave blatant mecha fans license to produce fanfiction and make the best attack animations of all time - someone, 1990.

Im checking more of these out this is surprisingly great.

5

Onee Chanbara Origin
Onee Chanbara Origin
Question, why does this game have a more thoughtful and delightful remake than fuckin demons souls

6

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

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Alter Ego
Alter Ego

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Angel at Dusk
Angel at Dusk

9

We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie

10

SpikeOut: Digital Battle Online
SpikeOut: Digital Battle Online

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Tekken 8
Tekken 8

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Unicorn Overlord
Unicorn Overlord
Unicorn Overlord is good. There exists a world where it's the best strategy game released in donkey's years, and that's what really hurts. Needs better maps and the story is actual garbage.

13

Stellar Blade
Stellar Blade
I kinda like stellar blade, agsint my better judgement, but that is not to say it's not extremely middling. It's extremely pretty, the combat is serviceable, and there are a few glimpses of interesting things going on in the narrative like it's focus on our memories really being what we are, but never really goes anywhere.

It's fine though. Great enemy design in particular and good structure means its an easy game to enjoy.

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Buckshot Roulette
Buckshot Roulette
Extremely light but a very solid, creepy little thing with good vibes. Could have done without the scary faced man, but a good 20 minute time, no complaints really.

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War of Aero
War of Aero
What if GG Aleste 1 was worse - someone

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Dynamite Duke
Dynamite Duke
its fine

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Dragon's Dogma II
Dragon's Dogma II
An undeniably fascinating game I just don't think really coalesces well. An amazing pile of ideas without the skeleton to really make it shine. And why does the combat feel worse than the original?

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Foamstars
Foamstars

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Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection
Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection

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Libble Rabble
Libble Rabble
HUH

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Marathon
Marathon
Vibes only matched by some of the worst map design ive ever seen. Why is it like this.

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School Girl/Zombie Hunter
School Girl/Zombie Hunter
I don't know what i expected.

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Baldur's Gate 3
Baldur's Gate 3
Gave it another shot and just cant handle how unrelentingly slow this game is. There's some clear goodness to it but it feels like it takes legitimately twice as long as it should to do literally anything

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Shogo: Mobile Armor Division
Shogo: Mobile Armor Division
I get the impression this is cool as hell but an unbelievably terrible technical perspective has lead it to be basically unplayable for me. Note anything below this on the list is basically irredeemable.

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Silent Hill: The Short Message
Silent Hill: The Short Message
Basically even with BG3. Looks very pretty sometimes but everything else is pretty dang poor without even getting into the weeds

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Tender Loving Care
Tender Loving Care
HUH CAT.gif

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Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
This game has like 20 listed directors, none of which should ever recieve a job in game direction again

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Slay the Princess
Slay the Princess
Unbelievably high on it's own farts.

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Scramble Spirits
Scramble Spirits
Sega be like: What if tiger heli was worse?

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Content Warning
Content Warning
95% sure this is an industry plant. Embarassing trend chaser

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Children of the Sun
Children of the Sun
Awful awful awful the worst designed puzzle game i've ever played die.

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