Ever want to play a worse Duke Nukem Forever? Well here ya go!

Automatically gets a low rating because it doesn't have "Who Do You Voodoo".

This completion would not be possible without the help of the great Bernie Beans.

DON'T LET THOSE BITCHES OWN YOU.

Why does the guy say "Mycaruba"? Who cares.

Man, I wish Valve made games.

I miss when Rainbow Six wasn't budget Counter-Strike.

More like Army of Two Stars hehehehehehe.

This game ran like ASS on my PC. Do not recommend.

Playing this game with a drunk co-op partner really enhances the experience.

You think this future is bad? You should play the sequel Detroit: Become Other Man.

That race is easy as shit. Fight me bro.

I want to be mates with Moon Baboon.