"You'll hate our grandpa more than your own or your money back guaranteed!" - The devs of this game, probably

Terror Instinct sums it up better than anything I could say, but at least there's an option to use a rotation system I can actually vibe with. Honestly, if it weren't for the butt-ass qualification system it'd be a perfect 5, but they really wanted every possible credit.

Now THIS is the Sound Voltex I remember fondly. I'd dare to call it the series' peak if I were any better at it.

It's fuckin Mr. Driller! Dig downwards is all it seems to be but as soon as you realize you can fucking die the game gets a lot deeper. I wish I were better than I am, and I'm still pretty good.

The push to Exceed Gear (combined with a waning interest) made me drop SDVX and every time I try to pick it up again I try to do anything on knobs and it just doesn't, even when it would work fine in Vivd Wave. At least y'all are having fun.

Dig Dug II does something completely different than the first one and not only is it better, it's best. There's not a single other classic arcade game that does what Dig Dug II does for me and I will die defending it.

[This review is for the Arcade version.] The original Rhythm Tengoku is rough around the edges but oozes charm and a requirement for skill. When they put it in the arcade, they doubled all of that. It's a great time, but be prepared to get your shit rocked.

Bubble Fucign Bobble. I genuinely can't make an actual review, my brain goes mush and I just wanna play the damn thing

It's Dig Dug. In the arcade sphere I find it a bit overrated but it's still good. Not much else to say. I could make the same inflation fetish joke that everyone else did, I guess.

I mean, come on.

Of all Tetris games to get on ESPN, there's definitely better options. But there's worse ones too.

It isn't good. It's got every mark of a mobile game except for ads. But you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll return back to it every so often. God damn it.

I mean they took an amazing Mario game and then built another amazing Mario game on top of it. I've close to 100%ed SM3DW three times and it was fun 100% of the time. And while I didn't get nearly as much out of Bower's Fury, it did more than it needed to do and I mean that fully positively.

Definitely not my thing, but even beyond not being my thing it just felt more empty than its predecessor, and that's never a good thing. Didn't care for it.

I mean, come on.