Had the bad luck of being the first game on the N64 not named "Super Mario 64" but don't let that distract you from the immaculate vibes

If you don't know about Super Mario 64 then you can Super Mario 64-get about getting any bitches

Can you FEEL the OCEAN SPRAY

It's still got that sauce, even after all these years. Also, am I the only one who really wanted to take a bite out of the Item Boxes in this game

I'd love the game anyways but that double-bladed chainsaw is really something else

Nintendo has tried like three times to rehash this game and consistently failed because it's already perfect

Yeah sure it's no Yoshi's Island but how can you say no to that face

Alright put the knife away. Just trust me. No, this game isn't especially good... But it's INTERESTING (the scoring system and some of its mechanics are genuninely novel)

Must... Resist... Making joke about it being "cool"...

"I now retire undefeated champion!" - F-Zero X

Yeah yeah it's Mickey Tetris, but have you heard the OST?

My favorite. The reason I'm even typing this shit up. I will never forget the first time I pulled that sword from that pedestal

Kind of crazy how the decision to slap some Nintendo characters into an unrelated project resulted in the nutty franchise it turned into. Also, the first game is just plain funny with friends

It's been 25 years and this is still the best Harvest Moon game they ever made. Don't @ me about it

Alright, this one just IS cool

I love beaning unsuspecting wildlife with fruit

Frankly the worst thing about this game is that there just isn't nearly enough of it

If you lament having friends in your life, do I ever have the solution for you

The worst part is you don't even know how cool this game is

Kirby 64, my sweet, my beloved

May very well be the best game on the system, but you didn't hear that from me

Flat characters but THICK in charm

The only real complaint I have about this game is that they never actually released it for the N64 here

This is where Pokémon become PokéMEN

The later versions are unquestionably better - doesn't make it any less impressive what they accomplished here