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Kid Icarus: Uprising
2012
i want palutena so fucking bad
Rogue
1980
WHO THE FUCK IS ROGUE AND WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THEM
Final Fantasy III
2021
Now, you'll observe that the curve goes up for what makes a Final Fantasy game good almost in direct proportion to being able to turn off random encounters. Autosaving presents its own variable in--
Drops pointer. Bends over and splits pants open. Farts loudly. Falls over and knocks down the dry erase board and farts again. Gains 1,000 followers.
Drops pointer. Bends over and splits pants open. Farts loudly. Falls over and knocks down the dry erase board and farts again. Gains 1,000 followers.
Grow Home
2015
why is this a ubisoft game
drip and swag are all that matter in this world; assimilation is underway
the atmosphere here is so oppressively dense that it almost makes me forget i'm playing one of the worst feeling shooters to ever be released by a professional company. it's like if faceball 2000 somehow ran at an even lower framerate and was intended for people who'd never had nice days in their entire lives
but that fucking vibe is immaculate. the premise is hopelessly bleak without feeling tryhard, the industrial soundtrack is somehow more mechanically clunky than the gameplay itself and the cutscene direction rivals actual fucking cinema despite being from 1994. who the fuck made this??
oh - it's the guys behind gadget: past as future
alright that explains everything
the atmosphere here is so oppressively dense that it almost makes me forget i'm playing one of the worst feeling shooters to ever be released by a professional company. it's like if faceball 2000 somehow ran at an even lower framerate and was intended for people who'd never had nice days in their entire lives
but that fucking vibe is immaculate. the premise is hopelessly bleak without feeling tryhard, the industrial soundtrack is somehow more mechanically clunky than the gameplay itself and the cutscene direction rivals actual fucking cinema despite being from 1994. who the fuck made this??
oh - it's the guys behind gadget: past as future
alright that explains everything
Shovel Knight fans disappointed to get yuri (actually good) instead of a fourth shitty platformer
Best feeling fighter I’ve ever played
Pathologic for people who actually have things going on in their lives instead of watching two hour video essays
Silent Hill
1999
harry mason top 10 dads in gaming
Elden Ring
2022
This review contains spoilers
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i got tricked into playing dark souls 3 again.
i got tricked into playing dark souls 3 again.
This review contains spoilers
Classic entry in the Strand-type genre where Link must navigate the dying universe on his on-board AI-equipped spaceship in the far-future where entropy has reigned victorious.
Fate/Samurai Remnant
2023
This review contains spoilers
Miyamoto "Let's Give War a Chance" Iori
Takes what the original did and improves it in every way imaginable and throws in an actual plot
Lethal Company
2023
The “lethal” in the title is a reference to how this game is so bad it’s killing me
Halo 3
2007
in a shocking and unexpected twist, halo 3 is the first halo game to feature master chief using 3 guns at a time.