Dreamer
2019
I would give this 0 stars if I could because this reminded me of that one goose that shitted in my backyard right after I cleaned it and honestly I just wanna fight every single goose on the planet
2008
Like God Hand but better
"God, I love the military industrial complex."
- Albert Einstein after 6 straight hours of Armored Core
Armored Core is awesome because kiddie wink fuckwit Dark Souls fans and people who have sandblasted their taste away can publicly expose themselves for not understanding a single thing about AC. AC is not about epic Mech battles or lore or any bullshit. It's about you spending hours in the garage making the worst looking abomination of a unit ever so that you can throw it at a mission and see if you're stupid idea works and if it does you have the additional challenge of seeing if you can dunk on your friends with it in multiplayer.
All hail fromsoftware bringers of Kino
- Albert Einstein after 6 straight hours of Armored Core
Armored Core is awesome because kiddie wink fuckwit Dark Souls fans and people who have sandblasted their taste away can publicly expose themselves for not understanding a single thing about AC. AC is not about epic Mech battles or lore or any bullshit. It's about you spending hours in the garage making the worst looking abomination of a unit ever so that you can throw it at a mission and see if you're stupid idea works and if it does you have the additional challenge of seeing if you can dunk on your friends with it in multiplayer.
All hail fromsoftware bringers of Kino
2023
The first romantic scene you have with the pink haired love interest girl is the insultingly bland main character walking in on her undressing. That should tell you everything you need to know.
2023
Aight I'm gonna fight these streets
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( ง )ง
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Damn... streets got hands
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( ง )ง
/︶\
Damn... streets got hands
I think for every dozen or so J-Cup Bra Size wearing character, every single Loli girl trying its very hardest to look "moe" and every single uniform that has a skirt so short you can basically see the labia of the bitch wearing it, they should add a single male character with the same level of animation and jiggle physics that everyone else has but for their dick, balls and ass.
2004
boots up katamari
King of the Universe: ahh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you
the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play
King of the Universe: ahh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you
the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play
2023
If you fuck this game up I will fuck you up
Edit as of Sunday, August 20th 2023: They did not fuck it up. Good shit boys pick it up
Edit as of Sunday, August 20th 2023: They did not fuck it up. Good shit boys pick it up
2021
This game hit steam like crack hit low income neighborhoods
2005
You play this game so you can cannibalize children as a parasitical bio-weapon attached to a college student
If you play Wizard FUCK YOU
If you play Ninja FUCK YOU
If you play Cowboy FUCK YOU
If you play Robot FUCK YOU
This game SUCKS and I HATE IT
If you play Ninja FUCK YOU
If you play Cowboy FUCK YOU
If you play Robot FUCK YOU
This game SUCKS and I HATE IT
2005
Masterpiece of a game because every opinion on it is objectively correct.
Do you think the game sucks. You're right it does suck
Do you think the game is a literary masterpiece. You're right it is
Do you think Mask De Smith is the best. You are right on so many levels
Do you think the game sucks. You're right it does suck
Do you think the game is a literary masterpiece. You're right it is
Do you think Mask De Smith is the best. You are right on so many levels
It's really hard to recommend this on any merit besides Shantae being the cutey 3.14. Aside from the aspect that the game is constantly making her jiggle and bounce, it's kinda easy to get attached to the fact that she is clearly the closest thing to being a normal functioning person in a cartoon world.
The Game? It's there. It's a serviceable explore'em up but it's too zig-zaggy in it's world and has no moments were everything clicks and you get a handle for playing it. It's kinda just all over too quickly. I wouldn't recommend this unless you are really trying to experience the evolution of the franchise and nothing else
The Game? It's there. It's a serviceable explore'em up but it's too zig-zaggy in it's world and has no moments were everything clicks and you get a handle for playing it. It's kinda just all over too quickly. I wouldn't recommend this unless you are really trying to experience the evolution of the franchise and nothing else
2021
White women are something else
2023
Haven't played it but watching several grown ass men moan and groan and pick this game apart was really entertaining for a while so I think it has entertainment value in that sense