F**K UP A RAPTOR IN THIS BANGER

QUESTION YOUR MORALITY IN THIS BANGER

SHOOT THE SUSSY BAKA IN THIS BANGER

RENOUNCE COMPETITIVE PLAY IN THIS BANGER

LEARN RUSSIAN IN THIS BANGER

CRY ABOUT A FROG IN THIS BANGER

DISCOVER NEW SLURS IN THIS BANGER

MY BRAIN IS A RAISIN BUT THE VILLAGERS ARE CUTE

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CRUSH GODS BALLS UNDER YOUR HEELS IN THIS BANGER

BECOME DESIRABLE BY WOMEN IN THIS BANGER

REALIZE SOME GAMES DONT AGE WELL IN THIS BANGER