ITS PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!

but also why are they kinda gay

Reviewing again now that I 100% the game and wow, this was the most rewarding achievement. This game is fantastic and all the levels are perfect for p-ranking them, some far more difficult than others but it's very much achievable. This game is a blast and even though I've done everything (aside from the few outfits I'm missing) I'll still continue playing this game.

Now I can say with confidence that Peppino IS babygirl

I want to squeeze the amongis like a squeaky toy

How do I review a game that's perfect.

It really hurts me to say that I didn't really enjoy the game that much, at least in terms of movement. I felt that the character feeling so heavy and being so slow just felt so... awkward. While the rolling is great, it also has physics to it which felt odd if I'm being honest. Granted, my experience was somewhat of a weird one because I found out of a glitch movement tech in which Flynn is able to superjump (I used this a lot because again, the base movement and all was just so slow that it just didn't feel all that good).

I think the atmosphere in this game is fantastic, the worlds are all beautiful and the characters are lovely. I do think some puzzles were a bit too annoying for my own taste (theres a particular one in the third world that just wasn't fun). I just wish there was a bit more to this game I guess, but I guess it's a personal thing where I just didn't like the movement in the worlds too much since it just felt weird, and in some cases felt inconsistent.

I know for me, no matter what I tried with the water jump boost movement that's introduce in the third world, I could never get down for one egg. I had to use the glitch tech I found out about earlier to get that egg (I spent 30 minutes trying to do it the intended way, I genuinely don't know why it just didn't work for me. Maybe something about it wasn't clear with the brief explanation but oh well, I could just be stupid).

Overall, it feels like the game wants tight movement in some parts but it feels hard to do that with your character. It sucks to feel this way because I wanted to love this and I did collect everything, but it just wasn't that fun for me. Though if anyone has fun with them then good for them, I wish I had the same experience!

I enjoyed a good amount of games from this collection.

Chip's Tips was fantastic while silly and dumb, it had so much charm. It was just a fun time playing it.

EDEN: Garden of the Faultless was also very neat, I love how the game looks and it'd be cool to see a full game come out of this.

SATO WONDERLAND was very unique, I really enjoyed the gameplay for this one and the general look for it.

SPOOKWARE was great! I love warioware and I'm glad this one actually has a full game (That I need to check out). But seriously super neat game.

Bubbo: Adventure on Geralds Island was so bad, movement felt awful and it just wasn't fun at all. I can't hate on it too much but it really wasn't all that fun, though I do love the rat models.

Bete Grise was okay, I don't really have any strong opinions. It gets a bit repetitive but that's really it.

Disparity of the Dead was neat in terms of atmosphere and look, it was okay. Nothing too crazy but I didn't hate it!

Matter OVER mind was sort of whatever, nothing too special and felt a bit annoying and slow to play.

Nice Screams at Funfair was also whatever, I do enjoy how the cutscenes look and how the models look overall. But that's about it.

REACTOR was also a game that was a bit there for me, it didn't feel too special in my eyes though it may be because all you do is just walk around, press things and that's about it.

Soul Waste was super cool atmospherically, I wish it controlled better but it wasn't all that bad. It's certainly something I'd love to see expanded into a full game of sorts.

I can't say anything about submission because the game crashing every time I got to the bait and switch :( I wish I could've experienced this one but I couldn't! Though from the bit I saw, it seems really neat.

This game is so insane, it's so bad that it's good. They reveal the big plot-twists in the last hour of the game and I've never cried as much as I did from laughter alone.

This game made me cry so hard I felt like i was gonna throw up. Awesome!

She chuzzle on me till I feel deluxe

This game is so insane I love all the plot-twists, it's actually so well-executed. The ost also kinda goes hard.

I'll pray this game gets ported or gets more attention, it seriously deserves it.

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

This game awoke my true feelings for Bowser when I was 6. Thank you AlphaDream.

(REAL NOTE THOUGH!!! I adore this game, the music rocks, the writing rocks, everything rocks!!! I love playing as bowser and I truly do adore his writing, he's such a funny character and he's sooooo cool!!!! There's so many iconic moments it's insane. I've replayed this game probably every year for the last three years and I adore it everytime. This game genuinely makes me want to cry everytime I beat it since it makes me so happy, it's embaressing to say but it's true. Amazing game, please play it.)