17 reviews liked by HoaxLiminal


remember when the internet tried to convince itself this game was bad actually. lmao

If you let Tumblr fandoms ruin a game for you, you need to grow up.

i played with k-on soundtrack on the whole time and when i beat that moon lord oh boy was i tripping mate

Whenever someone says "2D Minecraft" I lose a small amount of my lifespan

Please go and play this before the Indie game cycle starts. You know, the one where people go "Oh, this extremely popular highly praised indie game sucks actually" and then dog pile everyone who genuinely likes it for like 2-3 years, before eventually the same people turn heel and say "Oh no wait, it IS good" because now disliking the game is the norm, and there's no way they can like or dislike something without spiting someone else.

Seriously, its insane how this happens every single time. It happened with Minecraft, it happened with FNAF, it happened with Undertale, and I feel like there's a good chance that it'll happen here.

I really do hate to write about online fandom wars or whatever, but regardless of those games' quality, it absolutely ruined a lot of online discussion about them in my eyes. So go play this while it's still fun, it's absolutely worth it.

EDIT: Because I was dumb and forgot to mention it, obviously you're allowed to dislike the game. My main point was please just don't be a dick about it regardless of your opinion. I mainly wrote this whole thing because I'm fucking sick of basically all online discourse in general lol

Great game until you leave the prison, then it's kinda boring. Enemies become more annoying, you stop running into as many people, and the story gets confusing. Still though they had me at the first half.

Theres like bits and pieces that this does better than the og Vice City despite being only like half the game. A banger for the PSP but damn Rockstar for stopping before they did San Andreas Stories.

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE YOU PRICK!!!"
From Military to an Empire, underrated GTA game.

the most underrated GTA. I wish rockstar showed more love to this game. Phil Collins, new mechanics, vice city, a ton of side missions and many more. what more could you ask for?
the game gets real buggy sometimes though.

"Wow this Fortnite Travis Scott concert is great, there is nothing like it"

Phil Collins in 2006: https://youtu.be/gZrcUDRUBjw?si=8N52LA8jj6mkG0pm&t=233