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"Hey Tanaka, what if we just made the first game again but worse in every way?" "Hisai you're a goddamn genius"
The Krawl girl is cute at least.
The Krawl girl is cute at least.
2009
On one hand, contains a hug button. On the other hand, also contains the worst designed boss fight i've ever encountered.
Introduced me to shortstacks, instant masterpiece.
XD stands for Xideo Dame.
2017
Easily the third best game with an open world and a narrative focus on technology that came out in 2017.
Resembles a Zelda game in the same way a giraffe resembles a catfish, I.e: It fucking doesn't. Also it sucks.
It's like Tennis but with swords instead of a ball, and 15 - 40 is how many times you've died.
My thumbs hurt
2001
Love having an army of funny little guys, disappointed that there are no crabs.
2004
Commanding the funny little guys remains delightful. Has a lobster, but unfortunately still no crabs.
2013
The funny little guys have never been more fluid or enjoyable to control. The long awaited addition of crabs is hugely welcome.
2017
This review contains spoilers
A cautionary tale about the dangers of letting insects grow too powerful, lest they attempt to fight the sun.
2012
Eating ice cream off the floor in real life will not actually heal you, unrealistic game.
2023
The funny little guys aren't quite as enjoyable to control as last time and I'm not a huge fan of the dog focus, but the greater variety of crabs is truly delightful.
2002
If you ignore the 65% of the game that sucks dick it's pretty good.