Imagine someone said "Hey asshole!" and then whipped a dodgeball at you before you turned around and on the ball was a piece of paper that said "Catch with feet". That's WarioWare

One of my favourite games of all time. You punch people in the fucking face.

Doomed to the Wii. Doomed to licensing.

REMEMBER METAL GEAR SOLID!? DIDN'T YOU LOVE THAT GAME!? LOOK IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER, VAMP! REMEMBER JOHNNY!? YOU DON'T!? OF COURSE YOU DO! HE'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER, HE'S BACK!

WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT OUT OF IDEAS!

This game deserved to sell a billion fucking copies. Good fucking game.

Ever had calorie mate? Tastes like ass. Snake lied to you.

LOTS of random encounters but a fairly enjoyable game with beautiful artwork and a fun adventure feel.

There is a dog samurai and his is always drunk and that's fucking rad.

THIS GAME CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The first in a long line of motivations

Shinji gets away with literal rape in 2 of the 3 routes. Wild.

Fun game but I don't find the shield mechanic any more fun than just dodging shots and the backgrounds can be a little too ambiguous amongst all the detail so you crash into shit that looked normal.

It's one of those games where you are forced to take a hit if you don't have enough upgrades.

Beautiful game, I like the story too. The sound design is also really on point. The "Guard Gauge Max" never gets old