The first Strand game ever made.

I can't wait to someday play this game without it breaking in 10 hours.

Yuuuup. Good book.

Trying to fit the Warthogs through those really narrow doorways prepared me for having sex in real life.

Yuuuup. Good game.

Masterpiece except the writing can be painfully obvious or even just painful at times. I agree with every political point that's made here, and even then I can't bear it.

However. One of the DLC characters is voiced by Claudia Black. You can play that DLC and pretend that you're playing as Morrigan Dragon Age, but somebody had the bad idea of giving her a gun. Masterpiece.

Ultrakill girl save me...

I'm mad at this game for stealing so much time from me. It's good.

Starkiller is the most 2008 character ever conceived of. However, if you wear the full body covering sith armor and pretend you're just a mindless sith assassin guy, this game works VERY WELL.

First tactical shooter ever made.

The first real Star Wars game to come out since the Old Republic. It's good.

This is the scariest Frictional Games project because computers and tech guys will always be scarier to me than mutilated horrors from beyond our dimension.

Starts out as a boring ass game until you get chopped up into pieces and stuffed in a robot, and then you get faster movement speed, so it becomes a real Quake game at that point.

This game tries soooo hard to be badass, and it fails. But it's endearing. There are even more bouncing grenades, this time.

I want a Shambler fur rug to lay on during cold winter nights.