MrBonk
2007
2017
The best Smash. Would be 4 stars if I wasn't so shit at it. Actually I've changed my mind. Waiting to see what character would get released next was so exciting and worth the extra half star. Campaign is so stupid, but characters are so fun. Actually thinking about the campaign makes me want to go back to 3 and a half. I hate rating. Fuck you Matthew.
1996
2013
2017
It doesn't get better than this. The ultimate 3D Mario, the ultimate video game. Mario is the Jim Carrey of games. This is The Truman Show. Pure unbridled joy packed into a screen. One of the few games I've ever grinded to 100% completion. Reminds me of getting a Switch on my 21st birthday and feeling like a little child at Christmas. Putting off my dissertation to grind a couple more stars. That feeling when I finished Darker Side of the room. Completing the New Donk City superjump. It's perfect. I love you little moustache man. Fuck off Chris Pratt.
2007
2011
2018
2011