kirby sucks lol

Anything's fun enough with a friend, but the slow repetitive cutscene attacks are a huge nuisance and kill the game for player 2 who just has to sit around while it happens. This is just icing on the cake for a platformer series intentionally designed to be slow and floaty.

Excellent remake that does everything it can to convey the story of the original with the best presentation in the medium and greatly expanding on Ciel's route. I was very weary as a big fan of the original VN, but Nasu's team surpassed my expectations and did a great job modernizing the story without sacrificing all of the original's soul and atmosphere. Only complaint is that I do think Ciel's true ending goes too overboard with the scale of things and takes way too long despite not really adding much over the normal ending. The new characters generally range from great to inoffensive additions with Noel being a big highlight and Arach being the only obnoxious one. Would've liked to see Nero come back as well but Vlov is a solid enough replacement. The art is immaculate, the soundtrack is beautiful and the animations really make the fight scenes come alive. I just hope I live to see the far side routes.

Despite greatly enjoying bayo 1 and 2, I just can't really get myself to enjoy this one. The multiverse stuff, Luka and Viola are cringe and the game's a visual mess even putting aside the switch's lackluster hardware. Jeanne's stealth segments are incredibly lame and the demon summoning mechanic is just not very smooth compared to the usual combat. The typical fighting as bayonetta is still fairly enjoyable but I'm not a big fan of the new enemies either so even that feels disappointing.

Total blast to play, though I still have a lot of trouble reacting to drive impacts. Absolutely love playing Honda and Blanka and everyone else is pretty fun too. World tour mode starts off neat but eventually becomes totally insufferable thanks to it's dull plot and unnecessarily tanky enemies. Wouldn't be too much of a problem but having it be the only way to get costumes for free kinda sucks.

2022

Cute little game. Feels surprisingly good to just hop around as a cat and the environments were well-crafted. I don't usually like decrepit slum settings but the chill robot NPCs and playing as a cat gave it a different, more pleasant atmosphere.

It was nice going back to Tsushima, and for the most part it's just more of the base game which is good enough for me. I never hopped in on the raiders' pity party so the story didn't really land for me and a lot of NPC interactions just came across as annoying. I also don't really think adding an obnoxious buffing enemy to every single encounter that you have to immediately take out first every time makes for enjoyable combat design but at least they die quickly.

I love my musous but I don't care too much for Empires. It doesn't actually require much strategy so it kind of just ends up being DW8 with much more repetitive battles that have a lot of tanky enemies in the later stages. At least it was funny seeing the game attempt to forge a child from my character and Ding Feng.

Cool tech demo with actually solid platforming. I'd love for team asobi to work on something like ape escape that has more personality to it since I find the astrobots themselves pretty bland. The PS5 controller is pretty neat and I had a good time going through the levels, though the gyro parts I personally found pretty annoying. I really like how they add in a ton of references to the entire playstation history instead of just circlejerking their recent cinematic successes.

I enjoy the novel introduction of tower defense to gacha and think it's a good way to make use of a large team of characters. There's also plenty of really cute designs and Utage is probably the hottest thing this side of the google play store. The edgy setting and story don't appeal to me at all so I ended up skipping the story but I had a good time grinding out the stages. Eventually the lack of a skip button or higher replay speeds just started to drag and the chibi sprites don't hold up well enough in the post-blue archive age. I am also a massive brainlet when it comes to tower defense so a lot of the gimmicks could get pretty frustrating. Definitely still in the upper echelon of gachas and worth trying if you're in the market for them.

Solid remake. Environments look great and the revamped animations feel very good. I am really not a fan of the design changes made to a lot of the NPCs and enemies but aside from the very obvious ones like Old Hero looking like a total loser and the larger bosses unnecessarily made to look a lot more gross, the rest aren't that apparent when actually playing the game and not just looking at a side-by-side comparison. Also what they did to Allant's voice acting after you beat false king is painfully hilarious.

I appreciate the purist approach they took by not changing the actual programming of the game much but even as someone who has a deep love of demons souls, I can admit they could've patched up a few things like the janky AI on the maneaters or some streamlining of the weapon upgrades. I guess they do at least let you have an increased drop rate ring which is a welcome addition.

Great game but a mixed bag of a sequel. The dungeons are a straight upgrade over the divine beasts and they even fleshed out the story aspect quite a bit. The boss fights aren't all great but I'm very glad that it's not just different flavors of blight ganons this time. While the dungeons are an improvement, I found the shrines to be a lot weaker this time around. The vast majority were incredibly simple and I can count on my hand the number of shrines that actually stumped me.

The building mechanic is interesting, but you're rarely forced to use it in creative ways. The crazy twitter videos are fun but as far as my experience goes that mechanic is mainly just used to stick fans and wheels on objects over and over again for the same handful of results. When it comes to using it for shrines, any solution beyond the basics is typically just shown to you and the challenge is fumbling with the controls to stick it together correctly. Fuse was also fairly underwhelming since it doesn't significantly change combat and usually just grants an attack buff or common status effect. Ironically Ascend ended up being my favorite ability due to how forgettable it was and it led to some fun moments where I got stuck wondering what to do, and suddenly remembered I can just shoot straight up through half a mile of rock.

The world certainly feels different enough, but the exploration largely lacked novelty since it's built on top of BOTW and you're still mostly doing the same things. Shooting up in the sky is pretty fun just due to the sheer verticality of the world design but there's really not much interesting going on up there. The depths are cool conceptually and at least contain some dungeons but the drab aesthetic and constant darkness get tiring if you're down there for a substantial amount of time.

The story isn't going to win any awards, but there are plenty of cool scenes this time around and they do a decent job of giving Zelda herself more significance as well as making some kino master sword and final boss sequences. I am very annoyed at whichever nintendo employee in the sound department keeps forgoing basic volume controls because I could barely hear anyone speaking over the music and sound effects.

Despite this just sounding like a laundry list of complaints, I really did have a good time and I'm just judging it in comparison to BOTW. It certainly ended up being better than I expected given how similar it looked to BOTW pre-release. I'll be very weary if they go for a 3rd game in this exact style though.

Adore the dreamcast aesthetic and the core gameplay is fun enough, but I don't enjoy the way the game chooses to increase difficulty. The enemy spawns in a lot of stages are just out of control and some of the tile conditions can be a hassle to work around when being swarmed like the stages where there's no limit to color changing. Cute game though.

Pretty solid expansion. It's just more Xenoblade 3 for the most part with plenty of satisfying exploration and marking off checklists. Restricting gem, accessory and art slots behind items hidden throughout the world does make exploration feel notably more rewarding but even after doing a substantial amount of exploring and completing almost all of the sidequests, I still finished the expansion lacking several affinity growth sections as well as some gem and art slots which did feel kind of annoying when it came to the more difficult bosses. The new characters were pretty weak but getting to use gigachad shulk and rex was cool and the new girls had cute designs at least. The story was decent and had cool xenosaga-related confirmations as well as a nice conclusion, but like with the main game the story did take a backseat to the gameplay. I enjoyed the combat changes but not being able to change classes like in the main game was a bit disappointing since I wanted to use Shulk but didn't want to play a tank. Also non-healers not being able to revive is still very very annoying.

Colorful and expressive artstyle, likable characters, charming cutscenes, fun combat, rockin' soundtrack, what's not to like? Even someone like me who sucks at rhythm games can still get in the groove and have a great time. Also has a kinogears reference.