Nognaught
2019
Who needs well written characters, or interesting narrative arcs, or well paced events, or complex gameplay depth when the menus look this good!
2019
the pokemon magic is unavoidable, but i don't think i've ever played something so anodyne in every aspect of its world. flies by on the first playthrough but spend a second longer in this game and it will start to chip away at your soul, making you question your own sanity and whether pokemon was ever good
2024
one of these days there's going to be a survival game that's actually playable on controller and wasn't made by the "nintendo hire this man"-man and it will take over the world
Bigger and bolder than the original in every way, yet somehow, navigating these hour-long labyrinths feels far more cohesive and comprehensive than anything before.
Weaving back into old battle arena’s with new toys only to be ambushed by an insane number of enemies lends it an almost Metroid-quality; but the game never pushes back, never says ‘maybe later,’ it always meets you where your at in the moment
Weaving back into old battle arena’s with new toys only to be ambushed by an insane number of enemies lends it an almost Metroid-quality; but the game never pushes back, never says ‘maybe later,’ it always meets you where your at in the moment
Tight, joyful, and full of wonder.
The talking flowers may just be the greatest innovation here. They should be in every game. Red Dead Redemption, Shin Megami Tensei, Disaster Report, Trackmania, even the Streetpass 3ds games. Every game would be improved with the talking flowers
The talking flowers may just be the greatest innovation here. They should be in every game. Red Dead Redemption, Shin Megami Tensei, Disaster Report, Trackmania, even the Streetpass 3ds games. Every game would be improved with the talking flowers
2023
for the love of god zoom the camera out. I know the switch struggles sometimes, but this isn't a gamegear game, you're allowed to show something 3 meters infront of the fast blue guy
2022
really brave of Nexon to branch out of their usual niche and make stupid, time-wasting gruel, but this time its 2d-hd and pretends to be an indie game
Better gameplay than any game the Sonic Team has released in 30 years
going to have to sue Nintendo for false advertising - this gave me the opposite feeling of that guy on the bus who didn't want to kill himself anymore.
This is what Immortals Fenyx Rising would have been if copyright law didnt exist. it took Nintendo 6 years to ubisoft-ify their quiet, contemplative, nature-em-up. It is so over.
the new weapon system does rule tho, so there's that
This is what Immortals Fenyx Rising would have been if copyright law didnt exist. it took Nintendo 6 years to ubisoft-ify their quiet, contemplative, nature-em-up. It is so over.
the new weapon system does rule tho, so there's that
Single handedly undoes any progress D&D has made to not seem like the lamest thing in the world
2023
in the character character: "today we're going to Fairfield Mall as i become a little character named Karl Havoc. Suffice to say, Karl's a lot!
5 minutes later: "i'm not doing it, i don't even want to be around anymore."
5 minutes later: "i'm not doing it, i don't even want to be around anymore."
2023
This is so deeply embarrassing.
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I can’t believe it took until the final turnabout for the judge to admit that he’s always wrong
2023
what do you mean this is 30 hours
Turns out the heart-to-hearts could have actually been good this whole time