Nognaught
2018
We need to Return to Monke (Bloons 3)
Unfortunately, it never becomes any more than the sum of its already broken parts
Whoever designed the overworld needs to be sent to the naughty corner to reflect on what they’ve done
Better gameplay than any game the Sonic Team has released in 30 years
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I can’t believe it took until the final turnabout for the judge to admit that he’s always wrong
For all its many, many faults, it is all worth it for the best iteration of the grapple shot yet. It’s probably the best Zelda item until Link Between Worlds
2008
Dead Space brings horror games back to their walking simulator roots [derogatory]
An intensely linear game with abstract ‘tasks’ to fulfil that solely exist to keep you moving from one room to another (or back through rooms you’ve already traversed). Don’t let it convince you that it actually has any explorable environments. It only really coalesces into something more interesting in the last 2 chapters thanks to some added spectacle
Im not surprised by its critical reception, it’s possibly the most ‘2008 American Game’ of all time, but I’m astounded at the continued revelry around it.
Combats fine [read: interesting], it just barely sustains the runtime, but is undermined by the mundane level design.
Also, not scary??? U had one job!!
An intensely linear game with abstract ‘tasks’ to fulfil that solely exist to keep you moving from one room to another (or back through rooms you’ve already traversed). Don’t let it convince you that it actually has any explorable environments. It only really coalesces into something more interesting in the last 2 chapters thanks to some added spectacle
Im not surprised by its critical reception, it’s possibly the most ‘2008 American Game’ of all time, but I’m astounded at the continued revelry around it.
Combats fine [read: interesting], it just barely sustains the runtime, but is undermined by the mundane level design.
Also, not scary??? U had one job!!
Turns out the heart-to-hearts could have actually been good this whole time
Single handedly undoes any progress D&D has made to not seem like the lamest thing in the world
2022
The miiverse is dead… long live Inkopolis
2022
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Fighting the final boss is for cowards
2016
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Loved the 3 minutes Trico spent throwing your seemingly body around. Hated that there was five extra hours of game after that point.
2018
There's so much that doesn't really work here.
but i wouldn't have it any other way
but i wouldn't have it any other way
2017
Deluxe is worse than mk8 because it has the autosteer turned on by default
2022
Best thing Netflix has released all year