This is the greatest video game ever made and the only fully realized action game in existence

Bayonetta is a potential 7-8/10 trapped inside a cage of Hideki Kamiya's psychopathy. I've never played a game that has so little respect for your time and patience as a player.

If your takeaway from the ending is that Kodaka hates the fanbase you have no reading comprehension and need to stop posting your opinions online.

Kind of mid overall but still entertaining enough on a moment-to-moment basis that it never feels like a chore or a slog to play through. A small roadblock before the kino that is the rest of this series.

91 cm

Despite the meme of "UDG bad lol" this is actually the second-best DR game. It's RE4 but you have a devil trigger that's a quirky white woman.

Reading Umineko has done more to expand my mind than 16 years of school ever did.

Despite being over 20 years old and also the literal first game in its genre it still holds up incredibly and outclasses nearly everything else that came after it.

Great game but has its share of enemies, bosses, and missions that are just kind of outright bad or mediocre at best. DMC1 is a much more consistently enjoyable experience whereas this game has a lot of annoying shit sprinkled throughout that you're almost always dealing with to some extent.

This sure is half a video game.

Capcom I will literally pay $70 for a PS5 re-release of this game that has haptic feedback spanking.

You get the cum gun in your first ten minutes of playing, this game is so smart. Does a really great job at making everything from combat to exploration feel like a puzzle that you have tons of ways to approach. Every time I watch somebody else play Prey I have multiple moments where I go "holy shit I never thought to do that."

I have over 5,000 hours in this game.

The only Platinum game I can say is great without having to put thirty asterisks next to that statement.

Unlike Bayonetta this manages to be a good game in spite of Kamiya's psychopathy.