you'll never guess how much tennis mario can tennis in this latest installment of the tennising mario

the newest entry into the strand game genre but it's cyberpunk and not 80 hours

I've played this game for like 5 hours on multiple occasions and never got anywhere in it. I am still comfortable giving it this score because I'm a monster.

Yeah its Warioware, there's a lot of complaints that the game is short but I just went through most of the games and it's a comparable length to the others. Not only that, but the game does a lot better job compelling me to actually invest in replaying stuff more than the other games did due to the character customization stuff.

The different character gimmick is a lot of fun honestly. For every frustrating moment where a character and microgame together cause pain, there's a character that can trivialize a microgame in a wacky way. It can lead to pain but it's far more likely to lead to something fun and stupid happening.

God I love polished PS1 jank and dry british humour

Shadow of the Colossus is the ultimate style over substance videogame. Enjoy the giant wonderful open world that doesn't have shit all in it other than esoteric collectibles and healing shrines in a videogame where damage heals over time. Enjoy grandiose, epic battles with hulking monstrosities that never become as complex as they maybe should. And then on top of awkward controls, enjoy a camera and a horse whose main function is to wrestle control away from you. While these gripes permeate the game's 7 hour runtime, it's never bad enough to drastically spoil the gameplay experience. Except for the final boss though, that shit blows.

Meat head swings his neato chain swords around before coming to terms that he will never eat string cheese again. Tortured Soul.

I'll spend the next three years trying to 100% this indulgent ass video game.

And I'll greatly enjoy it in moderation.

finally, cats and pidgeons are given the respect they deserve for their part in the unfolding of world war one

Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect. If you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong Country madness, you are stupid. Yes, I know it's insulting, but it's also the truth. If you're a true video game fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to buy this piece of gaming history.