A completely fine baby's first platforming collectathon videogame. It wears its influences on its sleeve. The game could've used a movement option that made you faster. Shoutouts to the all the great wrestling references.

It's all those licensed games I played as a wee laddie but with a real budget with real modern-day polish.

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it's ratatouille but you kill the rat/slime/other animals to put in the food rather than have them boss you around and talk

if donkey kong was playable in the main game it'd be even better

They got Chokey Chicken in an E rated game in 2021 because you can only see the Chokey part of the sign.

Other than that it's a fairly standard Mario Kart clone but the slime gimmick from the first game is better realized here with the character based loadout gimmick and the inclusion of the challenge mode makes it have a better single player offering than most mario karts. Shame they still had no budget to bring in any voice actors.

Why can't our solar system have these funky ass planets

I just wanna jump on trucks. Thank you, jump on truck game.

As someone who likes this franchise a lot, you can do much better than Yet Another Generic Sword-Swinging Fire Emblem Protagonist.

The candy corn gimmick was actually a fun way to play the game.