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The epitome of the mid 2000s generation 5 licensed game. It's biggest sin is being aggressively janky in every way due to a lack of polish. As a giant fan of Futurama and a glutton for 3D platformers I didn't hate my time with it!

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I gave Toad fuckin money and that shithead still went to the farm, fuckin 'ell

They got Chokey Chicken in an E rated game in 2021 because you can only see the Chokey part of the sign.

Other than that it's a fairly standard Mario Kart clone but the slime gimmick from the first game is better realized here with the character based loadout gimmick and the inclusion of the challenge mode makes it have a better single player offering than most mario karts. Shame they still had no budget to bring in any voice actors.

if donkey kong was playable in the main game it'd be even better

it's ratatouille but you kill the rat/slime/other animals to put in the food rather than have them boss you around and talk

It's all those licensed games I played as a wee laddie but with a real budget with real modern-day polish.

The children are left in shambles as they learn Karnov, The One True Character, is not playable in this.

Why can't our solar system have these funky ass planets

I just wanna jump on trucks. Thank you, jump on truck game.

The one hellish screech Helga does when she's hit by a weapon makes up that half a star there.

every day that passes without a sequel to this game an angel eats dog food straight from the toiler

The candy corn gimmick was actually a fun way to play the game.

local little blobbo blops its way to victory while learning of the horrible crimes of humanity