Current Objective: Survive

This game was just so fun. I remember in elementary school, always being intimidated by video games because "it was for boys." This helped break down that wall and opened a lot of doors, portals, and pipes.
Plus it is so cute!

it really is as fucking good as everyone says it is i promise

i refuse to be beaten by a game that arin hanson can complete

This is a stealth game and a rhythm game in a trench coat trying to be tall enough to ride on the action game roller coaster and it worked

Take a shot everytime you see a bait review of this game. Death is simply inevitable

all lesbians know how to do is take picture, be depressed, eat hot chip and lie

Fun as fuck when TF2 fans aren't yelling at you about how much it sucks. Current favorite game

Ludwig Holy Blade Theme
Yeah that's the review

trying to fish for compliments and sending a girl I have a crush on a picture of Orphan of Kos and asking "do I look like him :(" with the steadfast hopes that she'll respond "no, you look like this..." and send back a picture of Lady Maria but instead she just replies "idk. not that much." and I read way too deep into it and get really depressed and don't get any sleep that night and accidentally crash my car into a stop sign on the way to work

if it were better it wouldn't be as good

This game made me like when it hurts

If you call this game "EarthBound Beginnings" instead of Mother Im fucking stealing something out your house!!!

its sooo peak but also the worst gaming experience ever