YourDadReviews
2017
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2006
The Star Wars prequels were incredibly disappointing as a man who saw the originals as a boy… watching the Jar Jar Binks shit with my son Timmy pissed me off more than a horse getting fucked sideways by a carbon hose, but at least playing this game made it worth it. There’s just so much pew pew, and it even has the hot blue Jedi chick!
Also you get to kill younglings.
Also you get to kill younglings.
1981
The first time I banged my ex-wife was at an arcade back in the 80s. In fact, I was the originator of the term “Playing Donkey Kong”. I was quite into exhibitionism, still am as an older man. There was no greater thrill in life than shoving a joystick up my girlfriends ass in public.
Oh Karen… why did you have to become such a bitch.
Oh Karen… why did you have to become such a bitch.
2011
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