I came.

This is the representation of what happens to cause divorce. You accidentally change who you're riding with, and suddenly you're a cheater and a liar and not just trying to ride the best way possible. Not that I was the one riding, but I definitely enjoyed being ridden.

It's super cool, but it doesn't have any female robots for me to nut my bolts in, if you catch my drift.

Also they're all animals.

This is like the one time I took meth and acid at the same time, I had no fucking idea what was happening, but I saw some real fucked up shit. This game gets lower than 5 stars though because I have to see the white haired dude naked and I'm not into that.

I wish I could go back in time and not marry my ex-wife, by murdering her with Masamune. Then I could date a fucking model instead like men like me deserve.

These remind me too much of raising my son. Eventually I'd get so tired of raising him that I'd give him a shot of whiskey just to shut him up so I could play more God of War, a game worth my time and my boner.

Back in 1993 I hit a man in Cleveland, Ohio with my pickup truck, that man was my ex wife's current boyfriend at the time. I never came back for the body, and there were no witnesses. You can't stop me now, I'll never be caught... well except for the fact that I did kill my ex and her new husband earlier this week but that's besides the point.

Anyways, this game is relatable as fuck.

I like the mod where you get an AK47 and mow down the Mafia goons. Reminds me of my dad.

Bro, when I dropped LSD while playing this I had the best trip of my life.

This is kind of like how I married my ex, just with less panty shots and shitty gameplay and more hiding bodies in the woods of Ohio.

4 stars because they nerfed Samus' boobs.

insert YandereDev jab here

5 stars because it's got ass in the title not just once, but twice.

This reminds me of the fact that the fourth sibling in my family died in a terrible car accident. I guess I'm lucky I was the third wheel.

This is the story of my life, just with less Will Smith in it.

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