YourDadReviews
2007
This review contains spoilers
This one is 4 stars because you can't bang the teacher.
I hate work. Please, just let me drink in peace.
I used to drop acid on the daily.
1986
I smoked a stogie when I played this back in the day and I couldn't tell where I was supposed to go. I got mad after a while because I couldn't bone the princess.
2016
I wish I could've banged my High School Teacher, at least she wouldn't have taken my paycheck like the ex-wife.
1985
Have you ever boned your wife to the Overworld Theme? It's super hot, let me tell you... at least until she compares your penis to a 1-Up Mushroom.
2001
Trish has great boobs, and Dante is a cool motherfucker. Not as cool as me though, I served in the Navy Seals.
No, I am not lying, I really did serve, I swear!
No, I am not lying, I really did serve, I swear!
1991
Is this what started that furry shit? Gross.
1994
Exploring is pretty lame, but worth it to see Samus' juicy milkers. The price of teetdom is steep.
1995
There weren't really any tits to keep my interest, but at least I could pew pew pew all the enemies and shit. God damn, I love the Second Amendment.
2005
Come for the tits, stay for the action and tits, and then come again.
If only marriage was like this game.
If only marriage was like this game.
When I was playing a kid called me a racial slur, I proceeded to find his address and murder his parents. Who's laughing now Timmy? WHO THE FUCK IS LAUGHING NOW?!
Turns out Timmy was my son and I just killed my ex-wife and her husband. The police are looking for me, I'm scared, and I'm typing this over McDonald's Wifi.
God I need a Papst Blue Ribbon.
Turns out Timmy was my son and I just killed my ex-wife and her husband. The police are looking for me, I'm scared, and I'm typing this over McDonald's Wifi.
God I need a Papst Blue Ribbon.
1990
I remember playing this before the divorce, the wife said that I was being "cruel" when I'd ditch Yoshi in a pit to make it to the end of a level. I'm "cruel" for doing that, but she's "totally justified" in taking 800 bucks a month for a son that isn't mine, I swear. Bitch.
2015
After I divorced my wife, I found solace in the massive milkers of anime women. Sucks that getting in their pants is a huge puzzle though.
2013
Nothing makes my cock more rigid than the Second Amendment!