YourDadReviews
2004
Final Fantasy 14 has the better ass game. I’m sorry but you can’t play as a sexy bunny girl in WoW, honestly an absolute loss.
This game makes me crave a beer like you wouldn’t fucking believe.
1996
Peach only gives you a kiss for rescuing her and no sex. Fucking bitch, I went through 70 plus stars for your distressed damsel ass and still no T&A. Bullshit.
Goku dying is so relatable because he does it to escape raising his children and dealing with that strict bitch of a wife. Maybe if I had faked my own death years ago I could’ve avoided murdering my ex and running from the cops. Fuck, I regret my life decisions.
1991
I am a master of karate and this game is the proof. I’m a certified black belt badass. Now get on your knees. No, I’m not lying, I really am a black belt!
1999
I have a gambling addiction.
1995
I wish I could be a comic book character, I mean have you seen the tits on most of the women in comic books?! I’d definitely be getting some suck & fuck.
1998
I once killed a man.
2012
This is the current situation of my life, including the part where I live in Florida and am fighting for drugs and killed my ex-wife.
2016
KIRYU DOESN’T FUCK!
One Star.
One Star.
1999
Love is fake, Squall will leave Rinona after he finds out that the only thing that matters is looking cool and and having a gun for a sword. Bro, the second amendment rights of this game are awesome!
I'd bang Chihiro.
2001
Shrek is the most relatable protagonist in all of media. Wants to be left alone, doesn't want to pay taxes, just wants to eat and drink and not have to raise some stupid shitty kid who calls you the N-word over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer that you still play in the year 2021.
Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.
I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.
Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.
I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.
1996
I'd like a Jill Sandwich. As in, I'd like Jill to sandwich her bouncing breasts on my throbbing hard cock.
1997
I joined the Navy Seals to take down this terrorist scumbag. Fucking Sadam "Bomberman" Hussein. Glad we buried his ass 6 feet under.